SMASH THE MONKEY FOR MOTHER RUSSIA

Come comrade, we must liberate woman from the oppressive grip of capitalist ape!
Now quit your… Stalin!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 20, 2010 · 11:26 AM 
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Artistic, Donkey Kong, Foreign Object, Nintendo, Retro, Stop... Hammer Time, Wild Animals

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127 Responses to “SMASH THE MONKEY FOR MOTHER RUSSIA”

  1. Dracojounin7 on March 20th, 2010 3:31 pm

    I will be Lenin a hand, I suppose. Too bad the enemy is using gorilla warfare…

  2. Tenck on March 20th, 2010 3:32 pm

    You may think we need to quit Stalin, but…there isn't really any point in RUSSIAN it either!

    ICOULDHAVEMADETHISACSIYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

  3. MrRaccoon on March 20th, 2010 3:38 pm

    You tiny plumber! Is funny to me! With your baby hammers!

  4. Zabrio on March 20th, 2010 3:42 pm

    "I've got the hammer. Go find me a sickle."

  5. dimomarg on March 20th, 2010 3:52 pm

    In soviet russia, ape smashes human.

  6. TehVortex on March 20th, 2010 4:17 pm

    STOP! HAMMER TIME!

  7. Hareoic on March 20th, 2010 4:40 pm

    "Smash the monkey"? Is that what they're calling it these days?

  8. ZombieGoatse on March 20th, 2010 4:48 pm

    I think " Do a Barrel Roll! " Fits in here somewhere. . .

  9. ArmyOfMidgets on March 20th, 2010 4:58 pm

    SMASH THE MONKEY

    RAPE THE PRINCESS

  10. MasterLuigi452 on March 20th, 2010 5:25 pm

    I'm on your building, recreating the classics!

  11. Alpar on March 20th, 2010 5:28 pm

    Or better yet, smash the monkey, AND the princess.
    http://www.halolz.com/2009/10/19/video-mortal-kom

    And possibly rape the dead bodies afterwards.

  12. Alpar on March 20th, 2010 5:30 pm

    Oh no, please don't beat my random monkey boyfriend with your giant Russian hammers of deaaath!

  13. Warlord Senax on March 20th, 2010 6:15 pm

    I love this, because I'm russian.

  14. EphEphEcksIII on March 20th, 2010 8:08 pm

    Pft the barrels are nuthin', Now those springs that's the true danger lies.

  15. Kevvo on March 20th, 2010 9:02 pm

    Cover me, when I run.
    Cover me, while I jump

    A trapped princess at the top of the screen
    God i'm on my knees, cover me.
    Die in peace.
    Hey!

    Monkey, monkey, monkey.
    Don't you know you gotta, smash the monkey.
    Hey, hey!

    Fox the fox.
    (I can't let you do that).
    You can ape the ape.
    I know about that.
    There is one thing you must be sure of,
    I can't take anymore.
    Peachy, don't you monkey with the monkey.
    Hey!

    Monkey, monkey, monkey.
    Don't you know you gotta, smash the monkey.
    Hey! Hey!
    Smash the monkey! Hey!
    Monkey!
    1Ups keep turning.
    Monkey!
    Fire flower's burning.
    DK don't like it but I guess I'm learning.
    Smash! Smash Smash! Smash!
    Watch the monkey get hurt, monkey.

    Cover me, while I run.
    Cover me, when I jump.
    You throw your turtleshells perfectly timed,
    Make the monkey blind.
    Cover me, darling please.
    Hey!
    Monkey!
    Too much at stake.
    Monkey!
    Barrels make the ground shake.
    Monkey! And the news is breaking.

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  16. AuraMaster on March 20th, 2010 10:45 pm

    Pauline: Screw the rubles, I have a monkey.

  17. Xyxoz on March 20th, 2010 11:27 pm

    In Soviet Russia…well, you smash monkey anyway.

  18. AuraMaster on March 20th, 2010 11:41 pm

    Your monkey doesn't deserve to be smashed for Mother Russia! But I suppose it would make a good coaster for my drink!

  19. tveye on March 20th, 2010 11:57 pm

    That hammer better leave…MARX!

  20. TheTrollKing on March 21st, 2010 2:02 am

    Mhm. . . .

    First of the last to first first last first.

  21. Sr_Pantalones on March 21st, 2010 2:07 pm

    Союз нерушимый республик свободных
    Сплотила навеки Великая Русь!
    Да здравствует созданный волей народов
    Единый, могучий Советский Союз!

    Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
    Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
    Партия Ленина — сила народная
    Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!

    Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
    И Ленин великий нам путь озарил:
    На правое дело он поднял народы,
    На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил!

    Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
    Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
    Партия Ленина — сила народная
    Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!

    В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма
    Мы видим грядущее нашей страны,
    И Красному знамени славной Отчизны
    Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны!

    Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
    Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
    Партия Ленина — сила народная
    Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!

    I'll give anyone a sombrero who knows this.

  22. hadoukenman on April 10th, 2010 5:29 pm

    Yoshi smashed the monkey too.
    Remember the old smash bros. commercial?

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