Come comrade, we must liberate woman from the oppressive grip of capitalist ape!
Now quit your… Stalin!
Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 20, 2010 · 11:26 AM |
Categories: Artistic, Donkey Kong, Foreign Object, Nintendo, Retro, Stop... Hammer Time, Wild Animals · Leave a comment () 127 Comments |
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I will be Lenin a hand, I suppose. Too bad the enemy is using gorilla warfare…
You may think we need to quit Stalin, but…there isn't really any point in RUSSIAN it either!
ICOULDHAVEMADETHISACSIYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
You tiny plumber! Is funny to me! With your baby hammers!
"I've got the hammer. Go find me a sickle."
In soviet russia, ape smashes human.
STOP! HAMMER TIME!
"Smash the monkey"? Is that what they're calling it these days?
I think " Do a Barrel Roll! " Fits in here somewhere. . .
SMASH THE MONKEY
RAPE THE PRINCESS
I'm on your building, recreating the classics!
Or better yet, smash the monkey, AND the princess.
http://www.halolz.com/2009/10/19/video-mortal-kom…
And possibly rape the dead bodies afterwards.
Oh no, please don't beat my random monkey boyfriend with your giant Russian hammers of deaaath!
I love this, because I'm russian.
Pft the barrels are nuthin', Now those springs that's the true danger lies.
Cover me, when I run.
Cover me, while I jump
A trapped princess at the top of the screen
God i'm on my knees, cover me.
Die in peace.
Hey!
Monkey, monkey, monkey.
Don't you know you gotta, smash the monkey.
Hey, hey!
Fox the fox.
(I can't let you do that).
You can ape the ape.
I know about that.
There is one thing you must be sure of,
I can't take anymore.
Peachy, don't you monkey with the monkey.
Hey!
Monkey, monkey, monkey.
Don't you know you gotta, smash the monkey.
Hey! Hey!
Smash the monkey! Hey!
Monkey!
1Ups keep turning.
Monkey!
Fire flower's burning.
DK don't like it but I guess I'm learning.
Smash! Smash Smash! Smash!
Watch the monkey get hurt, monkey.
Cover me, while I run.
Cover me, when I jump.
You throw your turtleshells perfectly timed,
Make the monkey blind.
Cover me, darling please.
Hey!
Monkey!
Too much at stake.
Monkey!
Barrels make the ground shake.
Monkey! And the news is breaking.
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Pauline: Screw the rubles, I have a monkey.
In Soviet Russia…well, you smash monkey anyway.
Your monkey doesn't deserve to be smashed for Mother Russia! But I suppose it would make a good coaster for my drink!
That hammer better leave…MARX!
Mhm. . . .
First of the last to first first last first.
Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь!
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина — сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил:
На правое дело он поднял народы,
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина — сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма
Мы видим грядущее нашей страны,
И Красному знамени славной Отчизны
Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина — сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
I'll give anyone a sombrero who knows this.
Yoshi smashed the monkey too.
Remember the old smash bros. commercial?