This is what happens when you make a totally hilarious machinima of an incredibly awful Half Life fan fiction!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 24, 2008 · 12:28 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (243 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)
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Half-Life, PC, Too Much Free Time, Valve Software, Video Clips

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79 Responses to “[VIDEO] Half life: Full Life Consequences”

  1. corrupt reaper on February 28th, 2008 9:46 pm

    wtf did this guy use to do the video?

  2. Personae Non Gratae on February 28th, 2008 9:59 pm

    Probably Gary’s Mod

  3. Black Mage on February 29th, 2008 2:51 pm

    I love fanfic sporking, and this was one of the best I’ve seen. Frickin awesome.

  4. NGAlexJS on February 29th, 2008 7:38 pm

    It's like LOLpics with perfect voice acting.

    GOLD I say.

  5. ConkerBirdy on March 1st, 2008 4:14 am

    i saw this ages b4 it was posted here, but still funny non the less, u shoudl also post idiots of gmod aswell, cuz it was made by the creator of this vid aswell

  6. Google monsters on March 2nd, 2008 2:50 am

    It was written by someone in 3rd grade so it makes sense it sucks ass

  7. PainGain on March 2nd, 2008 10:18 pm

    Horrible and hilarious.
    Better half life parody:

  8. HALOLZ on March 4th, 2008 2:44 pm

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  9. kevin on March 5th, 2008 1:54 am

    lol this is a serious win

  10. Haywire on March 11th, 2008 11:55 pm

    The fanfiction: Over 9k on the failoscope.
    The movie: Flippin’ hilarious. It’s only funny because of how bad the fanfiction is. =)

  11. cipher on March 17th, 2008 8:41 pm

    My favorite part was when the pants were dead…poor pants…WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN THE SLACKS?! NO-ONE LIKES SLACKS! Now that mah pants are dead I gots nothin' ta wear ta work.

  12. Mister Gone on March 18th, 2008 2:33 pm

    Oh my god, it gets so much worse.

  13. Acrisius on March 29th, 2008 5:01 pm

    There are no words.

    Well, obviously, there are.

    Like the ones in the video.

    That are so terribly put together.

    Squirrelking, seriously, even with your bad understanding of the English language, when you read this, doesn't it sound super crappy?



    Probably not.

    And yes, I know Squirrelking's in the third grade.


    The video is hilarious, though. Tends to dull after a while, though. The second one's not nearly as good.

    Though one thing is kind of strange. In both the first and second one, the word "plants" is misspelled, but in the second one, the word "planted" is spelled correctly. WTF?

    ;_; Perseus

    P.S. Sorry for the ludicrously long post.

  14. jacfalcon on April 8th, 2008 1:23 pm
  15. Ben on April 18th, 2008 6:33 am

    That was great. I think the comedy was in the intentional(i hope) misspellings and amusing animations.

  16. Asbduhas on April 21st, 2008 2:58 am

    on a scale of 1 to 5, that gets a 27!!!
    I fell out of my chair 5 times!
    I love all the misspellings!

  17. rikumelenium on April 25th, 2008 5:49 pm

    freakin awesome how this video managed to stay in the top 10 entries for 2 months now :D

  18. Rayza B on May 21st, 2008 2:55 am

    i have always loved this video.

  19. Blaze on June 16th, 2008 12:33 am

    ftw always

  20. Not Chris on July 14th, 2008 7:33 pm

    Well, turns otu the guy doesn’t speak english natively, so we should cut him some slack. And I think this may be a case of

  21. Not Chris on July 14th, 2008 7:34 pm

    Whoops. Forgot mah link.

  22. Not Chris on July 14th, 2008 7:35 pm

    Jesus… Just go here:

    Also, sorry for the triple post, nonintentional. Also *out

  23. Jod on October 25th, 2008 4:02 am

    I am completely drunk right now…thus this makes perfect sense@

  24. Lerky Cartman on November 26th, 2008 3:56 am

    "I can't let you rate this under 5 starts, internet person."

    "Why not?


    And then he shot the internet person in the head, and give this video a 5 star rating.

    "5/5", he said.

  25. [VIDEO] Half-Life: Full Life Consequences Remix : Halolz on December 1st, 2008 6:40 pm

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  26. [VIDEO] Half Life: Hero Beggining : Halolz on March 9th, 2009 1:27 am

    […] Djy1991, the makers of, well, you know… all the other hilarious Half Life fanfic movies, comes their latest joint… Hero Beggining! Enjoy! Submitted […]

  27. dapaperboy on March 11th, 2009 6:38 am

    that video brain fucked me. now ima get G-mod :O

  28. Kohri on August 20th, 2009 5:36 pm

    I totally loved that the narrator starts laughing at around 1:17.

    Hilarious. The end. :D

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