Shepard, I'm real happy for you, and Imm'a let you finish, but Captain Crunch was one of the best captains of all time!

Captain Crunch was truly a great leader! Well except that his cereal always scratched up the roof of my mouth…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 1, 2010 · 8:45 AM 
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While playing Mass Effect 2, you should always follow doctor’s orders!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 25, 2010 · 7:00 AM 
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DWARVEN CONDOM - It’s super effective

SavageSparrow always prefers her man wear dwarven armor in Dragon Age Origins… it provides a +5 DEF against STD’s and +10 AGILITY against unwanted pregnancy!




Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 21, 2010 · 6:45 PM 
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VIRGIN - Why complain about it when you can be an awesome Grey Warden?

Sex is overrated anyway!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 15, 2010 · 11:19 PM 
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Shepard: I don’t have time to justify myself to your viewers. I have a galaxy to save. Excuse me.

Time management. Commander Shepard is not good at it.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 27, 2009 · 6:21 PM 
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CATS: All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time. What do you mean by “all your base”? What you say!? What happen?

What happens when CATS invades Mass Effect? Tribunal Power found out!




Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 17, 2009 · 6:25 PM 
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Chase proves, with video evidence, that adding Falcon Punch to any game makes it ten times more awesome!




Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 1, 2008 · 12:41 PM 
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TASTE THE RAINBOW!!

Mmm… delicious and deadly! That dude can cast magic missile on me any day!




Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 13, 2008 · 6:21 AM 
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