Chase proves, with video evidence, that adding Falcon Punch to any game makes it ten times more awesome!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 1, 2008 · 12:41 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (191 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5)
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Bad Ideas, BioWare, FALCON PAAAANCH, Mass Effect, PC, Video Clips, Xbox 360

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26 Responses to “[VIDEO] Mass Effect Falcon Punch”

  1. Maschalismos on August 1st, 2008 1:11 pm

    Hell yeah! Bitch got what she deserved. Second only to the conversation with the security forces on Noveria. “No one takes my weapon from me!”

    Commander Falcon wins.

  2. Fish Belly on August 1st, 2008 1:32 pm

    nobody touches my gun!

  3. Maschalismos on August 1st, 2008 1:59 pm

    Oh was that what it was? I can’t really remember anymore.

    I might have to go play through AGAIN.

  4. Trent Gear on August 1st, 2008 2:08 pm

    It gets better every time I watch it.

  5. dudemanawesome on August 1st, 2008 2:16 pm

    XD I live again!

  6. technoskull on August 1st, 2008 3:18 pm

    drops like a sack O’ taters

  7. YYS on August 1st, 2008 4:24 pm

    Dude, was that seriously in the game or was it just a sound-over?

  8. Valdis M. on August 1st, 2008 5:05 pm

    They should have included the original sound for when the punch connects, I think that fridays should only have videos like this, where punches are replaced with the falcon variety!

  9. BigT on August 1st, 2008 5:37 pm

    Video was funny, too bad mass effect pc is an unplayable joke though.

  10. Spartacus1013 on August 1st, 2008 5:50 pm

    I can watch this a thousand times over and it’ll never get old.

  11. fieldy409 on August 1st, 2008 6:35 pm

    Ah i remember this bit. I had the conversation completely under control with my intimidate skill….Then she mentions saren. I thought, oh yes, this conversation IS over! But i never expected him to punch her! Doh!

  12. smashpro1 on August 1st, 2008 8:57 pm

    I immediately accept full responsibility of Falcon Friday

  13. Eight-Ball on August 1st, 2008 9:10 pm

    There should’ve been a Yes! after she dropped, but 5/5 anyways. Or maybe a C’mon! or Show me ya moves! before she got punched.

  14. Evitron on August 1st, 2008 11:18 pm

    That was the best thing EVER

  15. Dark Light on August 2nd, 2008 12:59 am

    I said “YES!” right after he hit her. It’s become a reflex now. I think I need my head examined…

  16. Pigeon Army on August 2nd, 2008 6:05 am

    Honey, everyone in the Alliance plays SSBB. They’ve already seen it…

  17. Orion Fury on August 2nd, 2008 7:53 am

    She was just a Big, Stupid, Jellyfish!

  18. Alpha on August 2nd, 2008 11:56 am

    I’ll watch this over and over again and it’ll never get old!

  19. BM on August 2nd, 2008 1:14 pm

    Lesson 1: Proper etiquette toward womankind.

  20. Gehraz on August 2nd, 2008 10:01 pm

    Would have been cooler if his hand was on fire

  21. FrEEz on August 6th, 2008 7:30 am

    @ Gehraz I think that would be overdoing it
    This is so funny i’m crying from laughter XD. I was a good boy in ME, so I don’t remember which part of the game this was :S. Was it that reporter who asked you to find evidence about corruption of the city and fist etc?
    What the hell are you talking about :S? It’s perfectly playable, and even got a higher rating than the X360 version. Personally, i don’t like shooting with a controller, i find it retarded when you can shoot with a mouse.

  22. Setsuna Setsunai on August 12th, 2008 7:23 am

    Does anyone think Handyside is being careful by not making an "Anti-feminism" tag?

  23. Exploderizer on August 13th, 2008 10:06 pm

    I would SO want that.Also i think his hand should have been flaming and for some reason he should be waring a helmet.

  24. Romak on August 17th, 2008 1:44 am

    This video wins. And I HATE using that term! 5/5

  25. Hobbs on September 17th, 2008 11:18 pm

    I will cherish this video for the rest of my life. Passing it to my son, and his son, and so on. It will become the Hobbs tradition to introduce a boy into manhood with this video.

  26. Leo058 on March 4th, 2010 10:06 pm

    Wanted to do that so badly… damn Paragon path.

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