Our next new shirt comes straight from the Halolz submission of the same name!
You know there are a lot of haters out there… they see your Pokéwalker on your belt… racking up’ watts as you walk around town. Don’t hate the trainer hate the game!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 7, 2010 · 6:26 PM
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Hey! Isn’t it about time for some new shirts? Probably not, but you’re getting some anyway!
First up for your consideration, the one that has the least to do with Halolz… the new Unversed Emblem T-Shirt! Of course most people don’t know it’s relevance yet, but for the few of you keeping up with your Kingdom Hearts… the Unversed are the next evil group (predating the Heartless and Nobodies) which you fight in the upcoming game Birth by Sleep (which honestly I thought would be out in the states by now, but it’s been pushed back until summer I think).
So anyway, here’s one for you die-hard Kingdom Hearts fans! Enjoy!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 7, 2010 · 8:21 AM
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Another show? ALREADY? Didn’t I just do two shows at the same time? Why are you guys doing this to meeeeee?
Well nonetheless, this evening I fly out to Chicago to get ready for the all new Chicago Comic & Entertainment Expo (or C2E2 for short) which is happening THIS WEEKEND at McCormick Place. I’ll be sharing a booth with my buddy Scott (VG Cats), and we’ll be doing a panel on Saturday at 5:30 pm in room E351 (wherever that is) and I’ll have some new stuff for you to check out… like for example… these brand new magnets!
I just started trying out these fancy 2″x3″ magnets (they’re really nice, but I don’t know how to describe them… they’re the kind that are all covered in clear plastic and have the wrap around edges) and so far people seem to be digging them! I’ll have some other familiar designs as well, but I thought I’d show you these two since their totally new! Of course credit for the joke goes to Mike for his original submission.
So yeah, Chicago-ites! Come by this weekend and say hi! It looks like this could be a big show and should be a lot of fun! See ya!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 14, 2010 · 3:01 AM
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What, you thought we were done with shirt spotlights? You wish!
The Hamthrax H1N1 World Tour!
Visiting an immune system near you!
This one’s not actually a Halolz shirt in any way… it was sort of a running joke started by Brian Clevinger, which I then spun out of control earlier this year on the ol’ Twitters. Then later when Steve did a comic featuring this art, well… we decided to make a three-way bro pact to make this Anthrax/swine flu parody shirt happen!
And even though this is listed as a Dec 6th pre-order, you can still pick one of these up right now! It’s the perfect shirt for those of you who like to rock out (while simultaneously using anti-bacterial soap to promote good flu preventative hygiene!) YEEEEEAHHHHH!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 9, 2009 · 11:48 PM
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Okay so this one probably looks a little familiar…
Warning: Coffee is extremely hot.
Fortunately our cups can take temperatures up to 9000 degrees!
I made this artwork specifically for the Wolf Wednesdays design, but then as we were sending the shirts off to pre-order I thought “hey y’know, this is a pretty good design all by itself!” And so the “Starfox Coffee” shirt was born!
So yeah, this will probably be a limited run shirt… but for those of you craving a straight-up Starbucks/Starfox parody design, this is your lucky day! Grab one ASAP, and don’t forget that the coupon code “SHARKBITE” at SharkRobot will get you an extra 5% off your order!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 6, 2009 · 10:23 PM
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Another Halolz submission turned shirt design.. this one by my pal Trunks of Trunks & Soto was so clever I couldn’t resist doing it!
You have to give Domo-Kun credit, when he picks a class in Team Fortress 2 he sticks with it!
Don’t forget pre-orders end tomorrow, and if you use the coupon code “SHARKBITE” when you check out you’ll get an extra 5% off your order!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 5, 2009 · 10:02 PM
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You may recognize this new shirt from one of our past submissions!
Here’s our extended description (which we borrowed from TCC)!
“I’M ON A BOAT”
Aww shit
Get your tunics ready it’s about to go down.
Everybody in the place hit the fuckin’ deck
But stay on your motherfuckin toes
We runnin’ this, let’s go!
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I’m sailin’ on a boat (sailin’ on a boat)
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I’m on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin’ boat (boat, yeah)
I’m on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowin’ on a boat on the Great sea
Bustin’ five knots, Wind Waker in my coat
You can’t stop me motherfucker cause I’m on a boat!
Take a pictograph (trick), I’m on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking chuchu jelly champ, ’cause it’s so thick (thick)
I got my Goron tunic, and my Staff of Pacci
I’m flippin’ boulders, you at Dragon Roost flippin’ copies!
I’m glidin’ on a deku leaf, doin’ flips and shit
droppin’ deku nuts, gettin e’rybody all ‘effed
But this ain’t Hyrule, it’s the Great Sea bitch
I’m on a boat motherfucker, don’t you ever forget!
I’m on a boat and, it’s goin’ fast and
I got a nautical theme song, tunic, and green hat
I’m the king of the world, on a boat like Tetra
If you’re on the shore, then your a pig thing, you betcha!
(Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!)
Fuck land, I’m on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I jump buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I’m on the deck all alone, motherfucker (yeah)
except the boat ’cause it’s alive, motherfucker!
Hey Gramms, if you could see me now (see me now)
treasure chests wide open on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
With the Triforce, anything is possible!
[T-Pain]
Yeah, never thought I’d be on a boat
It’s a big blue watery road (yeah)
hey Gannon~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I’d see the day
With the King a’ Red Lions’ comin’ my way
Believe me when I say,
I fucked a zora!I’ve been told you can get a 5% discount on this shirt by using coupon code “SHARKBITE” when you check out! Go go go!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 5, 2009 · 1:32 AM
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Mike decided that today is Cthulu Cthursday, so in honor of that we’re featuring our new Cthulunauts shirt which is up for pre-order!
“They all lay in stone houses in Their great city of R’lyeh, preserved by the spells of mighty Cthulhu for a glorious resurrection when the Starites and the earth might once more be ready for Them.”
I guess even an ancient unspeakable evil like Cthulu can’t resist collecting those Starites!
Or should I say Pentagramites?
Actually now that I think about it, Mike might been biased… seeing as the shirt was his concept! Well anyway this cool Scribblenauts/Cthulu mash-up was thought up by former editor Mike, illustrated by Garth Graham, and put together by me. A winning combination I say!
So yeah, be sure to place your order before Dec 6th to guarantee getting one before Christmas!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 3, 2009 · 10:06 PM
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