The only problem with this game is The Duke of All Cosmos keeps asking you to roll up giant katamaries full of strippers, then always declares “This Katamari is too small. We need much bigger than this, yes?”
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 6, 2011 · 10:37 AM
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Categories: 2K Games, Cover Art, Cray-Z Crossovers, Disguises, Duke Nukem, Fashion Faux Pas, Katamari Damacy, Namco, PC · Leave a comment (52 Comments) |
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Go on. Try to laugh at his ears. I dare you.
Bitch Be Rollin' Balls…of Steel!
So that's how he got all that bubble gum without any legal tender.
Balls of Steel tag. Now.
Too bad you can never go at max speed in this game. Slow and taking an Forever: That is how Duke rolls.
Hell, I'd still hit it.
So would the katamari still pick up objects, or just explode them all?
"So many babes, so little time."
Duke can really pull off this look…
That's where Duke keeps his extra bubble gum.
I'm here to roll Katamaris and kick ass. And I'm all out of strippers to roll up.
and they have.
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(gearbox walks in)Gearbox: Hey guys, cool pic.Since you guys want a katamri feature in DNF so badly as i can tell from this pick, we'll be delaying the game till december 22, 2012. Have a nice day!
They see me rolling,
They're hating,
Partoling and trying to catch me rolling dirty~
I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEERS.
Since every poster, their mother, and their dog have posted a "balls of steel" joke as their comment, It's now up to me to make an original joke to bring a breath of fresh air, without memes, into this comment section.
….
I got nothing, so here's a Ryo-Ohki sandwich.
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I suggest you don't look into that too much.
Duke Nukem doesn't kick the asses of strippers, he pinches, slaps, and does them.
Grammar Hammer!
points, (the first one)