Does this count as Valentine? It’s kind of a Valentine… in a threatening sort of way!
By Leo and Badonk, original art by Alexandria Neonakis
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 10, 2010 · 12:06 AM
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Love is an explosive, dangerous thing.
This one is all Leo, just Shooped by me!
ENTIRE TEAM IS VALENTINES!
My love for you is like a soldier.
It kills Nazis even after they're gone, quotes Sun Tzu at intervals and always stands at attention.
…Yeah, I got nothin'.
Shawn, did you get the one I sent you for Valentine's Day?
Soldier's a Red.
Engie's a Blue.
When i play a Med.
I go behind You.
There aren't enough dispensers in the world that give me the same happiness as you do.
Your blood is red.
I can't think of anything blue.
Say your prayers, bitch.
I'm here to backstab you.
Your suit is red
My sentry is blue
You try and sap it,
MY PYROS COME FOR YOU
My blood is red.
Your blood is blue.
Hey, what the fuck?
You're a human too!
Yeah, not feeling creative today…
I wish I had significant rhyming ability to match these wonderful poetic posts so far, but I got nothing. Instead, +1's for everybody! And they may or may not be on motorcycles….
The spy thinks this card is pretty sappy.
Defenders are RED
Attackers are BLU
In soviet Russia…
Point captures you!
A haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Valentines cards on thanksgiving?
Lavenders are lavender
Oranges are orange
That last part didn't really work
Shit, what rhymes with orange
MMMPH MMMPH MMMPH-MPH
HUD MMPH MPH HUDD
HUD HUDDA HUDD
MMMMPH HUD HUDDA HUD!
*Manly tear*
My sentry is red,
Their intel is blue,
I can't erect anything
More perfect than you!
Need a Valentine here! (just repeat that about 20 times in 10 seconds)
Soldier is red,
soldier is blu,
what the fuck,
am I a daltonist?
/epic fail
My sentry's RED
Your suit is BLU.
Thank god for Pyros,
look behind you.
valentines in my october?
DON'T RUN! IT'S JUST LOVE!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my base
Are belong to you <3
To Medik
Luv Hevy
Romance. You're doing it wrong.
When your own drawing of the heavy, the man who gets enraged when people touch his minigun and laughs in the heat of battle, looks APATHETIC in the picture…you did something wrong.
Roses are Red
Violets are Red
The grass is Red,
Oh shoot, the garden's on fire!!
Change it to "I'M CUMMING FOR YOU!" Then it's a valentine, AND creepy!
Anybody remember that one I typed up about dog fucking? It was because of that song… If you do, great praise, if not… Well, this must just sound incredibly weird.
Awww, that's so threatmantic!