ROADKILL IT CAN BE DIFFICULT TO SCRAPE OFF

Mario’s under ur hog, checkin’ ur tire pressure!

ROADKILL

Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 8, 2009 · 12:55 PM

(132 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)

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Growth Spurt, Moving Violations, Nintendo, Smashy Smashy, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, WarioWare, Wii

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Badonk 105p · 820 weeks ago

Waluigi! Get the hose!

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RayzaB 56p · 820 weeks ago

Man, that happens so much here in Australia.
Kangaroos and cars don't mix.
Nor do wombats. Those things are like small furry rocks.

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Chibi2 1p · 820 weeks ago

Wario has been playing far too much GTA

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U.U

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3 replies · active 820 weeks ago

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BurnoutSpartan 83p · 820 weeks ago

It probably went a little like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU6QyLv69WU

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BurnoutSpartan 83p · 820 weeks ago

It probably went a little like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU6QyLv69WU

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FistoftheEastShroom 64p · 820 weeks ago

I don't know if this is good or bad for Luigi.

On one hand, the news crew will pay attention to him, but on the other hand, he has no shadow to live in anymore.

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2 replies · active 820 weeks ago

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deleted2661867 79p · 820 weeks ago

Get ready for Luigi's Mansion 2!

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Badonk 105p · 820 weeks ago

I hope so... i loved that game

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TCC 105p · 820 weeks ago

but without mario.. who will weegee save?

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Leo E. 114p · 820 weeks ago

Daisy? And like Mario and Peach, she'll fail to put out.

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AuraMaster 107p · 820 weeks ago

Believe it or not, when I saw "...like Mario and Peach," I was expecting the words "I'm never reaching you" afterwards. Dang, that LeetStreet Boys song is catchy.

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TCC 105p · 820 weeks ago

Daisy was originaly marios girl though... pluss what about son of a peach?

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Daifuku 113p · 820 weeks ago

DAMMIT, I just got the bike detailed D:<

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PaladinVance 75p · 820 weeks ago

poor Wario, he thought he could get his Mongoose Mowdown using a Chopper.....
Achievement FAIL.

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2 replies · active 820 weeks ago

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Leo E. 114p · 820 weeks ago

...Pun accepted.

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AuraMaster 107p · 820 weeks ago

People who don't pay attention to Weegee make him angry. And when Weegee is angry, his fans get upset. And when his fans get upset, people die!

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Exploderizer 80p · 820 weeks ago

They had spaghetti and meatballs that night.

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BiIIy 53p · 820 weeks ago

Mario's new diet worked a bit TOO well.

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 820 weeks ago

He'll be fine.

Remember in Mario Kart 64 when you run over a shrunken racer? Same deal.

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BlueChameleon 92p · 820 weeks ago

Now I know how a meatball Goomba feels!

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2 replies · active 820 weeks ago

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MrRaccoon 106p · 820 weeks ago

"I'm a mushroom! I'm a mutherfucking mushroom with legs and mouth!

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MrRaccoon 106p · 820 weeks ago

I think I just hitted a italian plumber!
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I think I found my dinner

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4 replies · active 820 weeks ago

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Daifuku 113p · 820 weeks ago

I see what you did there.....now do it to Weegie >:D

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AuraMaster 107p · 820 weeks ago

Take it to the Roadkill Cafe. You kill it, we grill it.

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Magnalian · 820 weeks ago

I think I see what you did there... not sure though.

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IamRealBadonk 65p · 820 weeks ago

With Mario dead and a' Wario in jail for DUI, People will pay attention to weegee!

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3 replies · active 812 weeks ago

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CodePhoenix525 90p · 820 weeks ago

Nope, there is Waluigi and Yoshi.

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 820 weeks ago

Wario wasn't enough by killing Luigi...
So, he used Mega Mushroom to finish the job....

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2 replies · active 820 weeks ago

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deleted2661867 79p · 820 weeks ago

or, Mario shrunk :)

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 820 weeks ago

By eating Poison Mushroom??

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pinecone2654 60p · 820 weeks ago

I thought Wario only killed Luigi in the movie.. Is this some kind of evil-always-wins alternate ending?

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3 replies · active 812 weeks ago

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Deadalive 66p · 820 weeks ago

EVIL always wins.

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pinecone2654 60p · 820 weeks ago

yeah, zombies too :P

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Daifuku 113p · 820 weeks ago

but only by flooding the map. damn slow bastards with their rediculously large numbers >_>

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Deadalive 66p · 820 weeks ago

<3 Zombies :D

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Dracojounin7 88p · 812 weeks ago

Necrophile alert!

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 820 weeks ago

Perhaps....

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pinecone2654 60p · 820 weeks ago

WRYYYYYYY?11?!

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MrRaccoon 106p · 820 weeks ago

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!

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Simply DA 100p · 820 weeks ago

Look, mamma-mia! Imma the road-a kill!

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Deadalive 66p · 820 weeks ago

Bike is ridin ma new Mario

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MasqueNoMercy 96p · 820 weeks ago

mama mia!

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2 replies · active 820 weeks ago

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Kinockun 67p · 820 weeks ago

grrrrr ya beat meh to it, i call hax!!!! *logs out in frustration*

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dr rofl · 820 weeks ago

next time,listen to calvin!

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46 Comments

MasqueNoMercy on September 8th, 2009 5:07 pm

mama mia!
Badonk on September 8th, 2009 5:17 pm

Waluigi! Get the hose!
Deadalive on September 8th, 2009 5:23 pm

Bike is ridin ma new Mario
Darkangelsv1 on September 8th, 2009 5:43 pm

Look, mamma-mia! Imma the road-a kill!
Masterluigi452 on September 8th, 2009 6:18 pm

Wario wasn't enough by killing Luigi…
So, he used Mega Mushroom to finish the job….
Corenator on September 8th, 2009 6:18 pm

I don't know if this is good or bad for Luigi.

On one hand, the news crew will pay attention to him, but on the other hand, he has no shadow to live in anymore.
PaladinVance on September 8th, 2009 6:26 pm

poor Wario, he thought he could get his Mongoose Mowdown using a Chopper…..
Achievement FAIL.
Wiibejammin on September 8th, 2009 6:33 pm

With Mario dead and a' Wario in jail for DUI, People will pay attention to weegee!
Chibi2 on September 8th, 2009 7:09 pm

Wario has been playing far too much GTA

~~
U.U
dr rofl on September 8th, 2009 7:24 pm

next time,listen to calvin!
MrRaccoon on September 8th, 2009 7:34 pm

I think I just hitted a italian plumber!
…
I think I found my dinner
BlueChameleon on September 8th, 2009 9:51 pm

Now I know how a ~~meatball~~ Goomba feels!
Paulrus-Keaton? on September 8th, 2009 10:00 pm

He'll be fine.

Remember in Mario Kart 64 when you run over a shrunken racer? Same deal.
BiIIy on September 8th, 2009 10:03 pm

Mario's new diet worked a bit TOO well.
pinecone2654 on September 8th, 2009 6:14 pm

I thought Wario only killed Luigi in the movie.. Is this some kind of evil-always-wins alternate ending?
Daifuku on September 9th, 2009 1:42 am

DAMMIT, I just got the bike detailed D:<
Exploderizer on September 9th, 2009 2:45 am

They had spaghetti and meatballs that night.
AuraMaster on September 9th, 2009 1:05 am

People who don't pay attention to Weegee make him angry. And when Weegee is angry, his fans get upset. And when his fans get upset, people die!
RayzaB on September 9th, 2009 6:13 am

Man, that happens so much here in Australia.
Kangaroos and cars don't mix.
Nor do wombats. Those things are like small furry rocks.