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HARDEN

Big deal. My penis knows STRING SHOT! >____<
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 6, 2008 · 10:53 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (364 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Cock Joke, Ding! Level Up, Gameboy, Motivational, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Pokémon, Special Attacks

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Mine came with harden./double meaning
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Damnit shawn your caption is priceless XD. 5/5
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Oh yeah? Mine can SUBSTITUTE. *becomes a banana*
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technoskull · 886 weeks ago

1...2...3..poof!

Penis has forgotten harden,

Penis has learned WITHDRAW!
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I was ashamed of myself to give this 5 stars. :P
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Nice :D
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corrupt reaper · 886 weeks ago

Lol nice job, very original, very funny, very... disturbing? good call

5/5
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Oh god. Bad, thats bad. 5/5
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Deth2Gerbilz · 886 weeks ago

i had a penis that knew tackle in blue version, i think it was a glitch.
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Pauld'Arbonne · 886 weeks ago

Oh god, now comes the new thing of having pokemon with bad names learning equally awful moves. lol, let the good times roll.
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Wow, my friend did this before...i never thought it would be a motivational poster.
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lol, win
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oh lord harden and string shot XD
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Heh...I have a pic similar to this on my Photobucket.

This is good...but I think it'd have been fine on its own, without the demotivator.
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Wow, this is old. I actually have this pic, except it was capped on Pokemon Red/Blue.
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slowpoke.jpg · 886 weeks ago

Old.
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Darthcthulhu · 886 weeks ago

LOL!
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ROFL! Great comeback after the last crap submission. 5/5
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Orion Fury · 886 weeks ago

I liked the timing of the undercaption.
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eskimo bob · 886 weeks ago

This joke is more than a year old. 0/5. The only thing that made me laugh was the comment under it saying Shawn's penis knows string shot.
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Is the motivational text really necessary?
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killercartoons · 886 weeks ago

PENIS used HARDEN!

But it failed.

TRAINER used VIAGRA!

It's Super Effective!
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Unnecessary motivational poster border is unnecessary
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This one rocks.
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Today, you become a man.

It would've been better without the motivational border. To me the screen shot was enough. I've always found Metapod disturbing, a phallic pokemon with a Harden attack, and it certainly doesn't help when it shoots String Shot. I mean, how can this have been an accident?
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@ Dan lol i never thought of it that way. You have a dirty mind :D
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O.0

ITS SO TRUE! XD
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@Nixorbo

Looks like hes from the Association of Redundant Speakers Association.
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What about that Jesus gecko pic from a while back. ^_^

151 or bust... Freakin' Pokenewbs...
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This is one move you don't want to forget at higher levels.
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ManiacalZManiac · 886 weeks ago

Haha, That Is Win.
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burnoutspartan · 886 weeks ago

O_o

I always thought a Seviper or other snake pokemon would fit better *Penis used Constrict*

Nah. -_-;

5/5
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this is one of the most beautiful things Ive ever seen... hell If I see this again in two years or so, Im gonna laugh at it then too! 5/5
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Cockjokewhut?
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.................

*PENIS uses Minimize!*
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QUICK ATTACK!
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XD OH MY GOD!!!

LMAO

I'm just laughing so damn hard!

Learned harden, knows stringshot and uses minimize XD
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Bleet Tameheart · 886 weeks ago

@Proto:

Don't forget about protect! Or safeguard! You never know when you need it!
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MexicanJuice · 886 weeks ago

*wheeze* Can't-*cough* breath! Laughing *gasp* killing *choke* self! 5 stars all the way!
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Shadow Hazuki · 886 weeks ago

LMFAO!

The pic was funny all by itself... but then technoskull came along and made it the funniest sh!t EVER! Fallen 8/5
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hilarious
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GermaineTrain · 886 weeks ago

Penis cannot have more than four moves. Delete one to make room.

Stringshot

Fap

Quick Attack

>Withdraw
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GermaineTrain · 886 weeks ago

@Shawn Handyside

You knowing stringshot has caused a lot of pain for us. ("its a trap" ring any bells)
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The double meaning comments that this submission has made might be better than the submission itself
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o____________________O

It's so terrible... but so funny... why can't I stop laughing?
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LaundryMan · 886 weeks ago

@ Valdis M.

How about:

Adverse

Redundant

Speakers

Enterprises

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:D
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LaundryMan · 886 weeks ago

Adverse

Redundant

Speakers

Enterprises
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Avalanch Man · 886 weeks ago

Just wait till it learns Stun Spore. =O
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SOLAR BEEEEAM!!! Omg, Awkward...
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Meh. I learned harden way ago...
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