Worth His Salt

Would you kindly let me use the restroom?
An As You’re Up strip by Chris Spain

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Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on May 3, 2013 · 7:05 PM 
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Artistic, BioShock, Irrational Games, PC, Playstation, Power-Ups, Sequential Art, Weak Points, Xbox 360

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55 Responses to “Worth His Salt”

  1. Jimmy on May 3rd, 2013 7:21 pm

    Oddly enough, just the other day I found out that Gatorade has salt in it. No wonder it tastes so awful…(I've been drinking the horrible stuff almost daily cause I've got a cold and it is high in electrolytes, which deplete when you're ill).

    I formulated a hypothesis that the reason they add salt to the beverage is to increase the absorption rate.

    <img src="http://0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/93/72/0523faee9ae47c7d8e0facb8b53392ef.jpg&quot; length="400" width="400">

  2. Ryu Bonkosi on May 3rd, 2013 7:35 pm

    Booker Dewitt is an unstoppable killing machine that is covered in the blood and gore of the hundreds of men he has slaughtered to get off of Columbia, and you really think a little urine in his pants is going to slow him down?

  3. Paulrus-Keaton? on May 3rd, 2013 8:04 pm

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  4. Master_Xehanort on May 3rd, 2013 8:27 pm

    You know what else they have, aside from salts?

    Hats, and sandwiches.

    Da, dis will work!

    [youtube uorle4X4bfM rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  5. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on May 3rd, 2013 8:38 pm

    Uhhhh….. wity comment? What? I totally played this game. (no I didn't)

  6. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on May 3rd, 2013 8:39 pm

    So S, you're gonna do a Wolf post next right?

  7. wolfpax181 on May 3rd, 2013 9:40 pm

    [youtube jgA9dsiEcEQ rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  8. Redzeroine on May 3rd, 2013 10:11 pm

    Booker…Eat-Itt? Cooker DeWitt? I got nothing guys, I'm going home.

  9. VyseRogueKing on May 3rd, 2013 10:22 pm

    I'm surprised Booker can't die of dehydration, what with pretty much eating sacks of salt within minutes. Scratch that. I'm surprised he hasn't died of a sodium overdose.

  10. Randolph Magic Key on May 3rd, 2013 10:26 pm

    I've never played Bioshock Infinite so I don't know if I have the right idea here. Does salt power up his zappy powers that he's using in the third panel?

  11. Geary on May 4th, 2013 12:19 am

    Did anybody else feel this comic had terrible joke delivery?

  12. SolarPonyDjango on May 4th, 2013 2:19 am

    Seriously youtube embedding you're getting on my nerves…

  13. Porecomesis on May 4th, 2013 6:23 am

    I can't think of a pepper pun. Damn it.

  14. Combatbeaver on May 4th, 2013 6:24 am

    That face on the last frame… where have i seen it before?

  15. HughbertReturns on May 4th, 2013 7:26 am

    Find some coffee beans lying a trash can, eat them
    Find some cotton candy off a guys bloody mutilated corpse, eat it
    Find a banana in the smoking, sparking hulk of a motorized Patriot, eat it
    Find a copy of Terminator 2 on Laserdisk, eat it……now just wait a minute….

  16. PortalMan on May 4th, 2013 10:36 pm

    We need more bathroom breaks in video games. It would help EVERYOOOONE.

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