I was so good at clicking on skeletons… I was a legend!
By ZombieDeath93
Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 26, 2012 · 1:57 AM |
Categories: Blizzard, Diablo, Serious Business, Tips & Tricks · Leave a comment () 78 Comments |
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Also known as every pc game ever. (Just replace Satan with the antagonist)
Still doesn't beat Troll Phelps
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B.BB..B.B.b..but…
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WHICH ONE DO I PRESS?!
Sorta like Minesweeper!
Click on stuff until Mines show up!
Hungry Hungry Hippos can summon Satan now?
Scrub out that extra L in black marker. No one will know that you misspelled until.
DIABLO 3
RATED 5 PENTAGRAMS
Haha, and hey, look what came up from rooting around the source comments
Please don't hate me for being serious for a moment!
Lots of people have complained that it's not enough like Diablo 2. That honestly confuses the hell out of me, mostly because I found 2 and 3 so similar that I felt more like I was slogging through yet another expansion for 2 that just pulled a WoW and reworked the skill system.
I ask you, unbiased (see I'm even complimenting you!) posters of Halolz, am I the one really looking through rose colored glasses? Or is it the people screaming D3 is so horrible and different from 2?
Dude, I really liked the part in the game where I clicked my mouse. Don't you guys think that part was the best?
That's just a review of the internet in general.
*clicks submit comment*
OH LORD WHAT HAVE I DONE
Then after you've clicked Satan…. what do you do then?
5 stars!?!? But there's only 4 acts!!! HERESY!! BLASPHEMY!! EXTERMINATUS!!!
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I remember saying something along the same lines when i was watching my brother play it a week after its release. He replied "conceptually."
I understand the joke, I've always sort of been opposed to it. I feel like whenever I see it its like people are criticizing a computer game for using the mouse as the main controller, which is pretty much every game on PC, mice are really good for controlling games.
More like Diablo PEE
I bet it's like Sacred, where the only difficulty is making a build that renders you completely invisible by level 25!