All Hyrule’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 10, 2012 · 8:53 AM
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Some are born with fairies….others get the annoying ones that yell at you constantly out of sheer passion to make you listen or watch out.
And some were born with nothing but a desire to be someone…
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…unfortunately, this doesn't work for the best most of the times.
Zelda: "Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow."
*Uses the Ocarina of Time*
Link: "Why wait?"
Alternate Scenario:
Zelda: "Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow."
*Uses the Ocarina of Time*
Link: "HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
Zelda: "…"
Zelda: "Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow."
*Uses the Ocarina of Time*
Link: "Why wait?"
Alternate Scenario:
Zelda: "Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow."
*Uses the Ocarina of Time*
Link: "HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
Zelda: "…"
"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages."
-William Shakespeare
Wasn't it seven years that Link was sealed in the Sacred Realm in Ocarina of Time? Yeah…food for thought.
Zelda: "Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow."
*Uses the Ocarina of Time*
Link: "Why wait?"
Alternate Scenario:
Zelda: "Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow."
*Uses the Ocarina of Time*
Link: "HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
Zelda: "…"
"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages."
-William Shakespeare
Wasn't it seven years that Link was sealed in the Sacred Realm in Ocarina of Time? Yeah…food for thought.
"God has given you one face, and you make yourself another."
-William Shakespeare
Majora's Mask
Is it me, or does this make the Hyrulean Gods huge dicks? I mean, every couple of years, they choose this random kid who can't even speak to save some girl that he/may not have seen once or twice from a brawny tyrant bent on taking over the kingdom (usually). Link has no say in the matter, he just gets fucked by being the "Chosen One' every god damned time.
I believe you mean "all the men and women are merely NPCs."
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"The rest is silence"
-Shakespeare
"The rest is silence."
-Shakespeare
"The rest is silence."
-Shakespeare(about Link)
Shakespeare in video games?
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Where be your gibes now?
Shakespeare in video games?
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Where be your gibes now?
Shakespeare in video games?
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Where be your gibes now?
Shakespeare in video games?
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Where be your gibes now?
O, beware, my lord, of jealousy;
It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock
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"Demand me nothing. What you know, you know. From this time forth I never will speak word." Might as well be Link's last words after being chosen yet again to save Hyrule.
Some people think of Shakespeare as a genius, whose plays were magnificent and without equal. However his work cannot compare to this greatness:
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List of things Twilight Princess Zelda did:
1. Surrender
2. Die
3. Get possessed
4. Use the light arrows
She sure was born great.
Today Halolz brings us a flash of the civilized, a taste of culture. Tomorrow we will return you to your regularly scheduled dick jokes, but for now, classic literature.
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1 hour? Damn Shawn you're working fast!
And some have greatness thrust upon them?
I'm sorry but shouldn't Link and Ganon be switching places? Considering how Link achieves greatness over time in some cases while Ganon manages to get a Master Sword thrust upon him at the end of pretty much every Zelda.
I know this didn't happen over night. I must've missed something.
Actually most of the men and women of Hyrule are merely Non-Player Characters.
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Huh? What is this grading system based on?
Some people just don't have the heart to be a hero. Link has 20 of them.
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How fitting this is, as I've been rewatching Transformers Beast Wars, and the last episode I watched was Code of Hero, where Dinobot dies awesomely quoting Shakespeare