Have to say, Mann vs Machine really puts the “team” back in Team Fortress 2!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 28, 2012 · 9:44 PM
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funny… thats actually the best strategy for scout
Just when you think they can't be more irritating…
Funny thing is that if you subtract step one and two, its just trolling as scout on every server in general.
You can always afford to call your teammates chumps when you've got loads of money!
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How to play Heavy in Mann vs Machine:
1. Wait for Scout to collect money
2. Spend it all on Sandvich
3. POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS
4. Victory
The real question is, how does Scout flip someone off if he only has four fingers?
How to play Soldier in Mann Vs. Machine…
Grab Beggar's Bazooka with Buff Banner.
Lolwin.
If only they had friendly fire on in all MvM servers.
…A man can dream.
Not efficient enough.
1.) Maximize Mad Milk recharge rate and Frying Pan swinging speed.
2.) Bind one of your keys to looping "Need a Dispenser here!"
3.) Wear a Gibus, Pyrovision Goggles, and a Mercenary.
4.) Profit, no ??? required because it's that straight forward.
Though Sniperbots will snipe no matter how high Scout is.
How to make scout even more useless in MvM.
He's really only good for grabbing cash.
How does one Play spy in MvM?
(never played TF2 in a while so I'm not following it.)
How to play Spy in Mann VS Machine
1. Press ","
2. switch to something that will benefit the team better.
Leave Spy to seduce Scout's Mom in the break room.
That Scout needs a Scumbag hat.
I've said it before and I'll say it again…
"Team" is just a fancy anagram for "Meat".
Why don´t you just shoot him?
We've got to have….
MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY.
How not to play scout:
1. Get out soda popper.
2. State that soda popper is gonna kill the waves when questioned on why money is not being collected.
3. Call the soldier who tells you to pick up the money a nigger for complaining about picking up the money.
4. Force the entire team to restructure since you are a useless scout.
This actually happened to me.