The Most Interesting Mario Karter in the World

Unfortunately, this also applies to banana peels.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 2, 2012 · 11:12 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (140 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)
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Irony, Mario Kart, Nintendo, Super Mario Bros, Weak Points

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40 Responses to “The Most Interesting Mario Karter in the World”

  1. KotoniSan on August 2nd, 2012 11:03 pm

    I don't always get hit by lightning, but when I do, I'm directly over a ditch,

  2. Jimmy on August 2nd, 2012 11:31 pm

    I don't always throw blue shells, but when I do, I get caught in the blast radius.
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  3. Funkalicous on August 2nd, 2012 11:32 pm

    I dunno much about shells, but I can say this man's tales make me GREEN with envy!

  4. VyseRogueKing on August 2nd, 2012 11:36 pm

    I don't always get hit by lightning, but when I do, my triple shells are now my mortal enemy.

  5. Newt on August 2nd, 2012 11:44 pm

    I don't always get Bullet Bills, but when I do, I save them until I'm in the middle of the pack.

  6. MasterLuigi452 on August 2nd, 2012 11:46 pm

    I don't always play Bowser or Bowser Jr. on Double Dash.
    But when I do, the track is Baby Park.

  7. poonstev on August 2nd, 2012 11:48 pm

    I don't always use mushrooms, but when I do, I slam into a wall.

  8. Nick Soapdish on August 2nd, 2012 11:50 pm

    Who says drinking is bad for you? That drink grants you life.

  9. Chimental on August 2nd, 2012 11:50 pm

    I'm not always in 2nd place, but when I am, I'm still the blue shell's target.

  10. gAmer_Matt on August 2nd, 2012 11:53 pm

    *You notice you've been ahead the last 2 laps and haven't gotten hit by anything*

    "My gosh… there's a storm coming… and it's full of lightning, bullets, and shells from hell "

  11. wolfpax181 on August 3rd, 2012 12:00 am

    I don't always get on forums, but when I do, it's on another site.

  12. Dycro on August 3rd, 2012 12:25 am

    I don't always say "First!", but when I do, everyone downvotes me to the bottom anyway

  13. Redzeroine on August 3rd, 2012 12:28 am

    His stare is so menacing. It's like he knows what I've done…

  14. TheTaurenRogue on August 3rd, 2012 12:56 am

    What's thiiiiis a……. ahh…. nevermind…..
    Back to drinking and waiting for forums.

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  15. M4DD4WG on August 3rd, 2012 3:21 am

    I've completely stopped shooting green shells in front of me for this very reason.

  16. Alpar on August 3rd, 2012 4:31 am

    I don't always play Mario Kart

    oh wait yes I do.
    We all do


  17. Pupsrus13 on August 3rd, 2012 6:55 am

    That feel when you bank a shell around half the course and hit the guy in first place, on the last lap, three feet from the finish line.

    Then you realize it was just a daydream and you've been nailed with about 7 different weapons.

  18. Icesickle97 on August 3rd, 2012 10:15 am

    Actually, I've gotten pretty good at using green shells. Seriously guys, lrn2racersnipe.(Alt.) Don't shoot 'til you see the whites of their drafting lines!

  19. mcwam on August 3rd, 2012 4:46 pm

    Did anyone else see the 1 up mushroom on the bottle

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