Unfortunately, this also applies to banana peels.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 2, 2012 · 11:12 PM
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I don't always get hit by lightning, but when I do, I'm directly over a ditch,
I don't always throw blue shells, but when I do, I get caught in the blast radius.
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I dunno much about shells, but I can say this man's tales make me GREEN with envy!
I don't always get hit by lightning, but when I do, my triple shells are now my mortal enemy.
I don't always get Bullet Bills, but when I do, I save them until I'm in the middle of the pack.
I don't always play Bowser or Bowser Jr. on Double Dash.
But when I do, the track is Baby Park.
I don't always use mushrooms, but when I do, I slam into a wall.
Who says drinking is bad for you? That drink grants you life.
I'm not always in 2nd place, but when I am, I'm still the blue shell's target.
*You notice you've been ahead the last 2 laps and haven't gotten hit by anything*
"My gosh… there's a storm coming… and it's full of lightning, bullets, and shells from hell "
I don't always get on forums, but when I do, it's on another site.
I don't always say "First!", but when I do, everyone downvotes me to the bottom anyway
His stare is so menacing. It's like he knows what I've done…
What's thiiiiis a……. ahh…. nevermind…..
Back to drinking and waiting for forums.
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I've completely stopped shooting green shells in front of me for this very reason.
I don't always play Mario Kart
oh wait yes I do.
We all do
ALWAYS.
That feel when you bank a shell around half the course and hit the guy in first place, on the last lap, three feet from the finish line.
Then you realize it was just a daydream and you've been nailed with about 7 different weapons.
Actually, I've gotten pretty good at using green shells. Seriously guys, lrn2racersnipe.(Alt.) Don't shoot 'til you see the whites of their drafting lines!
Did anyone else see the 1 up mushroom on the bottle