Many people think they can outsmart me. Maybe… maybe. I have yet to meet anyone who can outsmart Scout.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 2, 2012 · 2:14 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (294 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)
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64 Responses to “[VIDEO] Stop Meeting the Heavy”

  1. dick pound on July 2nd, 2012 1:21 am


  2. BraveSirJimOfLawl on July 2nd, 2012 2:24 am

    That Scout's smile at the beginning… No no, it's alright, I'm alright.
    Wasn't planning on sleeping tonight, or ever again, anyways.

  3. Simply DA on July 2nd, 2012 2:38 am

    This video is an accurate representation of a day in Valve's life.
    The Heavy: Valve
    The Scout: Us
    The Bullet: Half-Life 3

  4. Mentle on July 2nd, 2012 2:42 am

    Bald? Check.
    Strong? Check.
    Violent? Check.
    Posted in Halolz hundreds of times? Cheeeck.

    I know that there were only two Meet the Heavy videos in sequence (for now), but Heavy might be Shawn's new and improved Kratos.

  5. CapnJakeBob on July 2nd, 2012 2:45 am

    If this is the future of Halolz, I'll just take the forums and leave.

  6. Treeman574 on July 2nd, 2012 2:50 am

    And coming up next we have…

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  7. NotTheSpy on July 2nd, 2012 2:59 am

    Knowing the trend of these videos, I have expect a "Meet the Sasha" tomorrow.

  8. UndeadLex on July 2nd, 2012 3:09 am

    Did this make me laugh?
    Yes, but only because I'm slightly inebriated..
    Do I want some sort of other form of communication with my fellow Halolz..ers other than just the posts section?
    Yes, dammit.
    Do I expect this free form of communication to come any time soon?
    Ya know… at this point… If… yeah… I think I'd donate money at this point to get the forums up and running again.

  9. Dycro on July 2nd, 2012 3:13 am

    The ending was great, this was by far the funniest version I've seen.

    Only reason to dislike it is 'cause of the less-funny ones that came before it.

  10. Marzen on July 2nd, 2012 3:13 am

    That Scout is actually the entire Halolz server.

    The Heavy is the admins, just tryin' to do their thing.

  11. smashter on July 2nd, 2012 4:54 am

    Hahaha! MUCH better than the last one! Who knew scout was such a troll?

  12. PortalMan on July 2nd, 2012 7:19 am

    That bullet Scout hit costed him $400,000… hospitial funds.

  13. HughbertEsq on July 2nd, 2012 7:54 am

    Heavy: *On regarding his touched gun*
    Scout: "HE KNOWS!, I'm sorry Sasha, but we can never see each other again, it's too dangerous!"
    *Moonwalks to Victory*

  14. Vabolo on July 2nd, 2012 11:09 am

    I've heard of going Rage Heavy before, but not like this!

  15. BTSnoogans on July 2nd, 2012 2:43 pm

    I think the Heavy came off as too violent in this video. They should make another one where the Scout shoots first.

  16. BraveSirJimOfLawl on July 2nd, 2012 7:04 pm

    No such thing.

  17. Litmus Remnantal on July 2nd, 2012 8:58 pm


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  28. bravesirjimoflawl on July 4th, 2012 1:58 am

    Two days since last post. Either Shawn's dead, or our prayers have been answered and he's fixing the forums.

  29. VictorDaworker on July 4th, 2012 2:18 am

    Who here don't want to sleep tonight?

    [youtube yueSDouPfLU rel="nofollow"> youtube]

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