Personally I don’t mind product placement, as long as it’s subtle!
By Chris Spain & Cameron Livesey [As You’re Up]
Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 28, 2012 · 4:59 AM |
Categories: Artistic, Bad Ideas, Blizzard, Diablo, Sequential Art, Serious Business, Storytime/Wordplay · Leave a comment () 41 Comments |
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The adventurer who buys any of these beauty products has no SCENTS.
You will never have enough cash to have as shiny a head as Cain.
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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Look at that copy and paste of the left guy.
Honestly, this joke would have worked just as well with just the last panel.
I just died a little on the inside…and laughed at my dead insides.
+20 Charm
Wait… something tells me that ain't the right series….
Leah: There goes Uncle again telling his crazy product success stories.
Seems that Chris Spain & Cameron Livesey have caught the dreaded disease known as "Tim Buckly's Disease" which has a 90% mortality rate in webcomic artists & writers. The first sign of the disease is an inability to make a punchline without first having to type out an entire novel's worth of text in the first few panels. Remember kids, brevity is the soul of wit. <img src="http://i45.tinypic.com/fx6nf7.png">
Adventurer: *Walk up to Deckard Cain* "Excuse me Elder Cain, can you please identif"-
Cain: "STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN"
A: "Riiiight, so about this enchanted amulet…?"
C: "STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN"
A: "I really need to get back to the church, demons, devils, great evils and all that jazz…"
C: "STAY A WHILE AND LISTE-"
A: "I DON'T HAVE ANY TIME FOR YOUR BABBLING OLD MAN, THE KING'S SON'S LIFE IS AT STAKE, NOW IDENTIFY THESE ITEMS OR HIS BLOOD WILL BE ON YOUR HANDS!"
C: "…"
A: "Forgive me elder, I lost myself for a second there, now if you could pleas-"
C: "STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LIST-"
A: "FORGET IT, I'LL JUST USE MY DAMN SCROLLS!" *walks away in a huff*
If this spray makes me sparkle like a vampire, I will go running through daylight so the cops can catch me.
I guess he started the perfume gig after his rap career fell apart
My name is Deckard Cain
and I come from Tristram
If you're looking for Diablo
then you just missed him.
On a completely unrelated note, the zombie apocalypse has begun: http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/nak…
I'd post this on the forums but… You know…