I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIKE YOU, THEN I TOOK AN ERROR 37 TO THE DIABLO 3

Two dated “Arrow To The Knee” references in one week? MADNESS.
Also, has anyone gotten to this far into the game yet? Because I haven’t… :/

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 15, 2012 · 9:48 AM 
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37 Responses to “THEN I TOOK AN ERROR 37”

  1. Squikker2001 on May 15th, 2012 9:56 am

    How did you get past the first 36 errors?

  2. MiniNinja on May 15th, 2012 10:02 am

    Act I -- Get a copy of Diablo III
    Act II -- Install Diablo III
    Act III -- Get past the registration process
    Act IV -- Get past Error 37
    Act V -- Select character and start a new game
    Congratulations! You just finished Diablo III on Normal difficulty. Now try Nightmare, Hell and Inferno. Good luck!

  3. Valvatorez on May 15th, 2012 10:21 am

    Probably when I finish downloading the problem will be fixed…

  4. EliminatorZigma on May 15th, 2012 10:21 am

    HAHAHA

    I DON'T PLAY YOUR FOOLISH HISPANIC DEVIL GAME!

    WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!

    …I feel so out-of-the-loop…

  5. The Spork on May 15th, 2012 10:55 am

    If you're having Diablo problems, I feel bad for you son. I've got 37 problems but an error ain't one.

  6. Skrist on May 15th, 2012 11:32 am

    On the bright side, it's not Fallout New Vegas.
    99 problems but Error 37 ain't one of them.
    Or is it? Someone get some science on that.

  7. Hyze on May 15th, 2012 12:07 pm

    If you're having login problems, I feel bad for ya son. I've got 99 errors but 37 ain't one.

    …granted that doesn't put me at a much better position.

  8. EvilAspirin on May 15th, 2012 12:30 pm

    Normal Difficulty -- Try to connect with a broadband connection and eventually get to do battle with a number of other error messages plaguing the game

    Nightmare Difficulty -- Try to connect with a dial-up connection and realise you probably should have upgraded your Internet at some point since Diablo II's release

    Hell Difficulty -- Keep trying to connect and receive Error 37 messages for all eternity. When searching the Internet for solutions you'll be greeted only by messages from the lucky bastards that have managed to login.

    Inferno Difficulty -- Join angry mob with torches and storm Blizzard HQ…

  9. Solar Boy Django on May 15th, 2012 1:09 pm

    I must be one of the few that didn't have an interest in Diablo 3… Blizzard just doesn't seem to be quite as good lately… I'm looking at you mists of pandoria! With you're new race that was originally a joke race… Seriously. What the f— is that. At least you have you're game though… I'm still waiting for Guild Wars 2 QQ

  10. bravobuster on May 15th, 2012 2:51 pm

    I get it!

  11. Souleater676 on May 15th, 2012 3:29 pm

    Excuse me, but what's error 37- never mind I'll look it up

    (searches for error 37)

    DEAR GOD……

  12. Caizic on May 15th, 2012 4:26 pm

    Man.. today is not going well. First torchlight crashes while I'm fighting Ordrak and all my saves get corrupted. So I say screw it and go buy and download D3. Servers are down for 1 hour? Ok, can deal with that. Nope, 2 more hours. Well, I guess I'll see whats goin' on in SWTOR. Nope, guild thinks game is boring so we are breaking up and also your account is banned for buying the game off Origin. Anyways, how are you all doing today?

  13. TheTaurenRogue on May 15th, 2012 4:38 pm
  14. Geary on May 15th, 2012 10:20 pm

    Diablo 3? What is this? I have a beta key for Path of Exile, and am enjoying myself with actual customization.

  15. anon on May 16th, 2012 6:00 am

    “I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an error 37 to the Diablo III.”

    nope.jpg

  16. NekoKnight on May 16th, 2012 8:19 pm

    Not quite as bad as Error 34

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