Hipster Ash

Oh you started with a fire, water or grass type? How PREDICTABLE.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 8, 2012 · 2:02 AM 
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Artistic, Best Friends 4-Eva, Hipsters, Nintendo, Pokémon

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60 Responses to “Hipster Ash”

  1. MorningMoon on May 8th, 2012 2:09 am

    "Catch ALL Pokemon and win the league? Pfft, i don't let the big man choose MY dreams."

  2. Marzen on May 8th, 2012 2:21 am

    Become Pokemon Master and become loved by everyone? Too mainstream, I'm gonna be a fuck up for fifteen years and not age a DAY.

  3. MetalHero727 on May 8th, 2012 2:25 am

    become champion and wait for people in a building? too mainstream, I'll wait on a mountain tyvm.

  4. Bobomberman on May 8th, 2012 2:26 am

    Hah, you see I've beaten the system, so I got Bulbasaur because of how it was cool in an Ironic way, only a true hipster would know that
    *Goes to light Bulbasaur's cigarette*
    -It's super effective! Bulbasaur has fainted-
    OH FIRE!!! WHY?!?!

  5. Dycro on May 8th, 2012 2:29 am

    I would've thought Squirtle was more mainstream.

    /gets smited by the pun gods

  6. LitmusRemnantal on May 8th, 2012 2:32 am

    Now wait till he starts ranting about all of the pokemon you've never heard of.

  7. Punch SideIron on May 8th, 2012 2:33 am

    Isn't it ironic that he chose what is essentially the most popular, most recognized, and most merchandisable Pokemon?

    Hipster Ash, you so silly.

  8. Paulrus-Keaton? on May 8th, 2012 2:37 am

    When it comes time for a hipster Pokemon to evolve, it goes over to the Best Buy and exchanges its old form through the Buy Back program.

  9. BraveSirJimOfLawl on May 8th, 2012 2:39 am

    I chose Diglett. He's totally underground.

  10. Guppy on May 8th, 2012 2:44 am

    Like everything else in Ash's life, Gary Oak was a hipster before it was cool.

  11. Zyquux on May 8th, 2012 3:20 am

    Type advantage is too mainstream. I'll take this Eevee.

  12. ChaosController on May 8th, 2012 3:25 am

    BULBASAUR was the mainstream choice?!?

    <img src="http://files.sharenator.com/bitch_plz_someone_is_on_theyre_period-s640x480-106730-535.png"&gt;

    Bitch plz, me and Squirtle all the way.

    Wait, does that make me the hipster?

  13. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on May 8th, 2012 3:42 am

    Bitch please. I was a Munchlax in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2. fuckin NORMAL type.

  14. VyseRogueKing on May 8th, 2012 4:03 am

    Starting with a pikachu? Please. I chose Missingno. No one uses Missi- kehyaf;oerhi'nbg/ jahs;ofha,manvgla

  15. Treeman574 on May 8th, 2012 5:45 am

    Does anyone remember this guy? I'm pretty sure he was in ruby/sapphire.

    <img src="http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Pokemon_4df65c_1548375.jpg&quot; width="380" height="280" />

  16. werewolfsfury on May 8th, 2012 9:06 am

    No you didn't. It was the only one left. Blue snatched the only other pokemon whilst you were trying in vain to ignore his girth

  17. Ovahdrive on May 8th, 2012 9:28 am

    I don't mean to be a hipster critic, but isn't Pikachu the most mainstream Pokemon ever?

  18. Chimental on May 8th, 2012 10:11 am

    You use Pokeballs? I use Apricorns.

  19. Zanzibar on May 8th, 2012 6:50 pm

    Forget Poke-Balls.

    I use Revives.


  20. Kn0w1d3a on May 8th, 2012 7:09 pm

    Please Hipster Ash you started your journey when you turned 10 I started when I was 5.

  21. TopRattata on May 8th, 2012 9:08 pm

    Pfft. Pikachu totally sold out.

    I on the other hand can learn dig so I'm underground, and I can't learn surf so I'm not main stream.

    I'm in the top percentage of hipsters.

  22. Nightmarekiba on May 8th, 2012 9:51 pm

    Why does Hipster Ash remind me of Team Fortress 2's Sniper?

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