Gabe Newell stars in Half-Life 3
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You have to admit, I think we’d all like to see Gaben star in his own game.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 8, 2012 · 8:24 PM 
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99 Responses to “Gabe Newell stars in Half-Life 3”

  1. Wetmang on May 8th, 2012 8:29 pm

    Much sexier than that other guy.

  2. Nick Soapdish on May 8th, 2012 8:31 pm

    Black Mesa blew their entire budget just building the extra large hazmat suit.

  3. EliminatorZigma on May 8th, 2012 8:32 pm

    Glad to see that the suits are one-size-fits-all.

  4. Lord_Kronos on May 8th, 2012 8:37 pm
  5. Lord_Kronos on May 8th, 2012 8:37 pm
  6. Lord_Kronos on May 8th, 2012 8:37 pm
  7. Lord_Kronos on May 8th, 2012 8:37 pm
  8. Lord_Kronos on May 8th, 2012 8:37 pm
  9. Lord_Kronos on May 8th, 2012 8:37 pm
  10. Chimental on May 8th, 2012 8:37 pm

    And as the comments roll, HL3 is postponed another 3 months….4 months…5….

  11. Ultamia on May 8th, 2012 8:39 pm

    As much as I hate to say it, those delay jokes are getting old.
    But that might just be me…

    Anyone else feel this way?

  12. EliminatorZigma on May 8th, 2012 8:40 pm

    Gaben is fat.


  13. Teleporting Rock on May 8th, 2012 8:42 pm

    This would make developer commentary way more badass.

  14. VT_Juju_Man on May 8th, 2012 8:45 pm

    I didn't know the heavy was in HL3


  15. Dr.Panda on May 8th, 2012 8:47 pm

    We now report live with Gordon Freeman over this incident.
    Gordon, How do you feel about be replaced as the hero of your own game by none other than your own creator?

    Gordon Freeman: "…………….."

  16. Solar Boy Django on May 8th, 2012 8:51 pm

    I demand pictures! Pictures of Spiderman! I mean… this game. And Gabe Newell

  17. EliminatorZigma on May 8th, 2012 8:54 pm

    Me neither. He seems to have started binging on the sandviches, too.

    Thank you, I'll be here all week.

  18. Guppy on May 8th, 2012 8:54 pm

    Click here to zoom!

    No thanks.

  19. TheArrived on May 8th, 2012 8:54 pm

    I'd buy it.

    Sorry I seem to be short on wit lately…

  20. FutureGentlman on May 8th, 2012 8:54 pm

    It all makes sense…
    Episode 3 will be released when the world ends.
    Gabe keeps delaying it so he can delay the end of the world.
    He can't cancel it because its what people want.
    By this logic, we want the end of the world, and Gabe Newel is the man saving us from ourselves.

  21. DiamyoAlex on May 8th, 2012 8:55 pm

    Oh Lord Gaben, we make this sacrificial cake in your honor, in hope that you will forgive mankind making fun of your weight, and that you'll stop delaying Episode 2. In Lord Gabens honor!

  22. Vabolo on May 8th, 2012 8:59 pm

    You see that tower in the background?

    It's not in the background.

  23. Sir_Nox on May 8th, 2012 9:04 pm

    So does this mean we now have the option of eating the headcrabs?

    Oh, sweet vengeance.

  24. Sir_Nox on May 8th, 2012 9:04 pm

    So does this mean we now have the option of eating the headcrabs?

    Oh, sweet vengeance. Sweet like the doughnut residue on the fingers of the HEV Suit.

  25. EliminatorZigma on May 8th, 2012 9:08 pm
  26. Skrist on May 8th, 2012 9:10 pm

    Episode 3 is only being delayed for as long as it has because secretly this is all going on in VALVe''s basement, without any public knowledge.
    With everything they do, I can see it happening.

  27. NinjaMastah on May 8th, 2012 9:21 pm


  28. BraveSirJimOfLawl on May 8th, 2012 9:50 pm

    With all the GNFJs being made Episode 3 can be expected in Fall of 30FuckingNever A.D.

  29. Sid_Diddly on May 8th, 2012 9:51 pm

    We've been over this people. Valve can't count to three.

  30. Alpar on May 8th, 2012 10:00 pm

    So will this be before or after Valve properly learns that three is in between two and four?

  31. poonstev on May 8th, 2012 10:05 pm

    This is why Dr. Freeman shouldn't hang out with Barney in between releases. Beer is full of empty calories.

  32. GanjalfTheGreen on May 8th, 2012 10:28 pm

    Shouldn't crowbar look more like this, then?
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  33. greenxboy on May 8th, 2012 10:28 pm

    This picture is fake, he is not wearing a hat.

  34. Souleater676 on May 8th, 2012 11:01 pm

    I was gonna post a funny thing about half life when this happen.
    <img src=>

    Gabe delayed the loading of my image.

  35. MasterLuigi452 on May 8th, 2012 11:41 pm

    Seems legit.

  36. RockDanX on May 8th, 2012 11:46 pm

    Hey, it's Gordo Freeman!

    Because "Gordo" is fat in spanish and portuguese and… nevermind, I'll go back to the dark corner now…

  37. LitmusRemnantal on May 9th, 2012 12:28 am

    Three times the wait!
    Three times the weight!

  38. LinkorZelda on May 9th, 2012 12:37 am

    I notice he's holding a knife, a cake knife perhaps?

  39. JCOM on May 9th, 2012 1:26 am

    So wait, is episode three coming soon or not? Damnnit people, stop toying with my emotions! Posting things like this only give me false hope. Damn you, Gabe. I'm going to dangle you from a ten foot long rope over a pit of hungry ant-lions and lower it one foot for every month we continue to go without episode three. Your could call it… a deadline.

  40. Alex on May 9th, 2012 12:45 pm


  41. SonicsmyName on May 9th, 2012 5:23 pm
  42. WaddleDerp on May 9th, 2012 7:06 pm

    Gabe's like kirby, he steals the powers of the people he eats.

  43. Ratchet_Co on May 9th, 2012 8:42 pm

    Will there be cake in this game?

  44. CaptainDynamite on May 10th, 2012 1:35 pm

    Wait…doesn't Gabe Newell have a beard now?

    Something's missing….

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