Sonic, he can really move. Sonic, he’s got an attitude! Sonic, he’s the fastest thing aliiiieeeeiiive!
By HotDiggetyDemon, submitted by Paulrus
Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 20, 2012 · 6:06 PM |
Categories: Animated, Best Friends 4-Eva, Obnoxious, Sega, Sonic the Hedgehog, Video Clips, Weird · Leave a comment () 84 Comments |
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Way too fast
So what I have got from this is that Sonic needs to get past his horrible constipation before he is able to run fast, or blast off like a rocket…. what
I loled, then he died.
then i saw his dream…
and i lolled some more
This is totally inaccurate!
Sonic was long dead before 2012.
It's funny because for about half the video, you realize he's racing the video progress bar.
There's no such thing as too fast.
Ah, but he's going so fast that when we see him, it's like frames on a video. He's going too fast for us to recognize his true speed.
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He certainly did warm up!
Sonic sure does have a sunny outlook on life, huh?
I'm gonna need more than a quick ball to catch this one.
SHIT!!!
there was some kickass comic that i was gonna link to this but for the life of me i cant find it.
it was one when amy was also disappointed at sonic's "quick finish"
the last line was "i waited 20 years for THAT!?!?" and sonic was all like "what'd you expect?"
i think it's VG cats but i cant find it there.
When I saw that hotdiggetydemon made this I was like "This should be good"
DW;NFE
Didn't watch; NOT FAST ENOUGH
Well the first thing I do is
Beat Robotnik! Like a boss!
Disapprove Tails! Like a boss!
Remember my first games! Like a boss!
Forget my fanbase! Like a boss!
Make my own original character! Like a boss!
Chaos Emeralds! Like a boss!
SUPER SONIC! Like a boss!
Lead a trio! Like a boss!
Get hit on by Amy! Like a boss!
Reject Amy! Like a boss!
Reach a check point! Like a boss!
Free some critters! Like a boss!
Make fun of Shadow's game! Like a boss!
Lose all my rings! Like a boss!
Demand a refund! Like a boss!
EAT A CHILI DOG! Like a boss!
Remember Sonic Unleashed! Like a boss!
Then Sonic 2006 too! Like a boss!
Fit the vodka! Like a boss!
Shit on Cream's Chao! Like a boss!
Buy a gun! Like a boss!
In my mouth! Like a boss!
"Oh, fuck me, I can't fucking do it shiiit!
Pussy out! Like a boss!
Puke on Cream's Chao! Like a boss!
Jump out the window! Like a boss!
Suck a dude's dick! Like a boss!
Score some emeralds! Like a boss!
Crash my hoverboard! Like a boss!
Suck my own dick! Like a boss!
Eat some more chili dogs! Like a boss!
Chop my rings off! Like a boss!
Black-out in the sewer! Like a boss!
Meet a giant fish! Like a boss!
Realize I can't swim! Like a boss!
Turn into a werehog! Like a boss!
Bomb Robotnik! Like a boss!
Crash into the sun! Like a boss!
Now I'm dead! Like a boss!
Antisemitic Hedgehog? Sounds about right.
Did someone say….going fast?
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well now he's in SPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
Maybe he wasnt to fast, but….
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YOU'RE TOO SLOW!
I said what needs to be said.*
*later hangs himself for making this.
Oh, hey. A Sonic video!
"By HotDiggetyDemon"
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Sonic wasn't too fast, he was never too fast, the Earth was just too slow.
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Well, least he had a good run while it lasted.
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THIS may explain the video.
At least in part…
Too fast; Didn't watch
What you don't realize is that Sonic is actually going so fast that he is running around the world multiple times every second, and only near the end did he slow down enough for human eyes to see his speed
I might be picky, but isn't it just….. the little characters in the 'RIP' part "My greatest dreams is a world without jews", associatiing it with Sonic the Hedgehog and probably other reason that make this video wrong other than 'main part'.
Ewwww, don’t remind me about that awful cartoon.