Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-up’s, he pushes the Mushroom Kingdom DOWN.
By daneboe, submitted by Carrie Wink
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 27, 2012 · 5:40 PM
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Categories: Adult Situations, Cray-Z Crossovers, Kickin' It, NES, Nintendo, Smashy Smashy, SNES, Super Mario Bros, Weird · Leave a comment (50 Comments) |
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I doubt that's the fastest anyone's ever played Super Chuck Bros. You could probably shave off .5 seconds by going underground.
never before has chuck Norris been this awesome. Well exempt when he killed the devil, made the grand canyon, fought himself, fell from the moon to earth, defeated superman without Kryptonite, make life…
This is fake because that is not Chuck Norris, due to the fact that he needed a grappling hook to grab the castle.
If that were really him, the castle would've come to him out of fear.
So it seems where Capt. Falcon failed, Chuck Norris conquered. Oh hail the O mighty Chuck.
Yeah yeah, you guys can start yer Chuck Norris cult. I'll stick with my religion over here.
Oh Batman, who art in Gotham, Wayne be thy name…
Actually, Chuck never did reach the flag-pole.
When Chuck Norris enters a castle, a princess is in it.
Fuck. Did I find the old Barrens chat?
See how the play arrow in the video overlaps the vs? It's because the arrow is actually a greater than sign. Chuck Norris>Mario There is no competition.
rel="nofollow">Chuck Norris…just…just don't mess with him.
I'm honestly getting fed up with all this Chuck Norris shit. He invaded WoW, I can live with that (WoW sucks anyway), but putting him in SMB just crossed the line.
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-Erects shields because he senses the -1 bombardment.-
If Chuck Norris has sex with the Mario Brothers, it will be because he has run out of princesses.
(That's one of them Chuck Norris facts. Exceptin' ya know, Mario-lized.)
And he's playing on hard mode. =D
In other news, I recently started an all-monk run of Final Fantasy I, and I named my four monks Bruce, Jackie, Mr. T, and Chuck. Even though their stat gains are randomized, Chuck is by far the strongest only 20 levels in.
It's a sign.
Sorry, your princess is in my other pants.
(Braces for jeers)
Nothing intelligent I can add to this one so…
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I was about to post a comment about Chuck Norris finding our forums, but then I remembered that Chuck Norris jokes are absurdly overused, to the point of making "arrows in the knee" and the majority of Youtube comments look fresh and original.
Just kidding. I never forgot that they were awful.
I won't be impressed until I see him do this to Kaizo Mario World.
Let the blind fanboyish comments… commence!.