Who said the Thief class is useless in a serious fight?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 10, 2012 · 10:08 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
I've got to start watching these more…
And Fighter seems VERY obsessed with chodes.
Too funny… no pictures can say anything… so here's this!!
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You could say the discovery of Chaos' private life was, for the heroes of light…..
*Puts on shades*
enlightening….
There was such a Sex as EVIL?
Then…..THEN……HOW DOES……*Mind Eruption*
Hi. My name is Alpar.
Some of you might know my for my commentary on this site. Some of you might just recognize me as an old friend. And some of you might not even know who I am. But that's irrelevant to the matter at hand.
Our dear friend Mr. Shawn Handyside has brought this video to our attention.
Everyday, countless endbosses are being harassed for their beliefs, characters, and even down to such trivial things like their design. And it's not just endbosses… even up to minibosses, secret bosses, or even the mook enemies, they are being harassed not only physically for experience points, but emotionally for everything they have to offer.
But with just one click… you can make all the difference…
For every time you click that thumbs up next to my comment, you can help save the psychological development of a poor Japanese RPG creature in need. Only you can make the difference!
…*answers phone*
(Okay, so seriously… the condom was past expiration by HOW LONG?)
Dear Mom,
JRPG heroes are dicks.
Love,
Chaos
I guess thats the only way they could have ever hoped to beat chaos without upgraded classes.
I couldn't fully enjoy this video because I have no idea what a chode is.
That's what Google is for!
Every time I see a Final Fantasy I post I get 8-Bit Theater running through my head and can't stop thinking about how awesome it is.
The thief is useless? Says who? From what I seen in the video, the black mage had less hp than the thief. So… there is always spamming potions for the thief. :D
JRPG heroes are why we can't have nice things.
Wait, wouldn't his name be Garland?
That thief is fine & dandy, but no thief is as great as rel="nofollow"> Nimble. He can steal the pants (literally) off of a guy, and then kill ANOTHER guy with a Ballista!!!
white mage should heal black mage
And then you have FFTA, where legal stealing targets include people's weapons, trinkets, clothing, and memories. But not shoes; you can steal a suit of armor of a lizard-man's back, but not the shoes off his feet. Nothing cracks the game in half quite as satisfyingly as stealing the memories out of their brains and the swords out of their hands.
I don't play or know much about Final Fantasy series, but this sure was a one hell of an entertainment.
Bravo Dorkly. Bravo.
Cost of keeping a rogue in the party… 50% of treasure
Large Bag of Holding to keep his share of the treasure… 10,000 gp
Making a god of entropy and slaughter cry… Priceless
There are some things in Faerun that gp can't buy… for everything else, there's glibness.
As a master of the great art of verbal abuse, I can say that Chaos behaved like his ego was made of toilet paper and shitty fake china ceramic. The toilet paper was likely moistened with his tears of sorrow from knowing inwardly how utterly worthless he was and the china was probably cracked from rattling around in his stupid, empty, pathetic skull all that time.
The heroes of light showed the abusive capacity of an in-the-closet fratboy (like any of them exist out of the closet), which roughly equates to the combat capacity of a quadriplegic infant.
The thief needed a reagent like the victims personal effects for such a lowly cantrip as name calling? Disgusting. Though I will give them credit, they used their powers for good. Ending existence is way too clichéd a method of evil for it to be any good, and I personally think that those who try to destroy the world are compensating for something.
Jokes on them, they don't get his drops!
That wasn't very nice! I, GARLAND, WILL HAVE TO KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN!
Most tragically, his Girlfriend is only glad to illustrate the fact that they are both in a…. mutual….. relationship….. sans beneficial benefits.
Unfortunately the Steal command wasn’t invented until FF3.
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Chode is the outcome of a total shrink ray accident.