Ah… that’s how that happens. Oak never mentioned his degree in molecular biology and particle physics!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 2, 2012 · 12:18 PM |
Categories: Animated, Gameboy, Growth Spurt, Movies, Nintendo, Pokémon, Science/Math, Shocking Results · Leave a comment () 52 Comments |
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So, wait. Does that mean that pokemon are really just small animals?
Wonder what the scale to a regular person is then…
Well that explains the foot long rats and giant bugs.
<img src=http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/17388/honey_i_shrunk_the_kids_17388.jpg>
Rick Moranis ftw!
Pokemon Trainers used Minimize!
So in Pokémon, mountains literally are mole hills.
Dammit honey, it happened AGAIN!
Knows how to shrink little children: doesn't know if they are a boy or girl.
Sooo, one of the starting trainers is a midget?
This probably explains why the world of pokemon is disturbingly devoid of people (Think about the population of their largest city) and that the geography is so damned strange.
The Kanto region isn't really the REAL Kanto region, it's a geography diorama in a shipping box labeled Kanto (because that's a real annexation in japan.)
The world of pokemon is just a really elaborate and fucked up ant farm run by a genetic engineering major with a shrink ray.
Now everything makes sense,
Forever.
Mother of God…
(can someone please embed that image for me? I can't HTML).
The site broke again. X(
Mother of god…If you really think about it, Oak would have had to shrunk every person on the planet while leaving the pokemon trainers for last.
I don't think that shrink rays involve biology…
And relevant: (Also Homestuck)
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Poor Brendan was the smallest one.
This is by far the best gif ever posted on this site.
So that's why its called pocket monsters!
Oh my God… I finally understand how pokeballs work
<img src="http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/great-scott-doc-back-to-the-future-drawing.jpg" width="400">
"We're now a quarter of an inch tall, and 64 feet from the house. That's an equivalent of three-point-two mountains. That's a long way. Even for a man of poke-science"
Sorry but i don't think we need another pokemon movie.
Instead, how about Yugioh Abriged: CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES the movie.
It seems that this has a similar effect on the Earthbound universe too.
Now lets see, are you 2 centimeters or 3 centimeters long?
So is the trainer in the middle younger or shorter than the rest? I mean, I'll laugh at him either way. I just want to know why I'm laughing at him.