Santa Claus Uses Portals!

Reindeer? How primitive. The answer to how Santa delivers all those gifts in just one night is clearly… SCIENCE.
A scene from ” target=”_blank”>Tobuscus Animated Christmas Adventures

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 23, 2011 · 4:54 PM 
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53 Responses to “How Santa delivers all those presents in just one night…”

  1. MasterLuigi452 on December 23rd, 2011 4:55 pm

    Well this explains soooooooooo much…

  2. VestaHound on December 23rd, 2011 5:03 pm

    :x The creator of this is GonzoSSM. He made it for Tobuscus.

  3. Jimmy on December 23rd, 2011 5:04 pm

    I always wondered how he got into apartment complexes and condominiums…8 "tiny" reindeer don't fit on balconies.

  4. TheAl41 on December 23rd, 2011 5:06 pm

    My eyes cannot handle seeing 2 gifs of portal moving images at the same time.
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  5. Strike_low on December 23rd, 2011 5:06 pm

    "Put teleport here!"
    "Need a teleporter here!"
    "Deploy a teleporter here!"

  6. kerson482 on December 23rd, 2011 5:07 pm

    This is from a Tobuscus video. rel="nofollow">

  7. MorningMoon on December 23rd, 2011 5:09 pm

    On the first day of Christmas my science gave to me… a brand new portal gun!

  8. Hareoic on December 23rd, 2011 5:12 pm

    "The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Aperture Science Jolly Old Santa Claus can, in fact, see you when you are sleeping and knows when you are awake. Furthermore, the Aperture Science Jolly Old Santa Claus is aware of whether you have been bad or good. Finally, I am legally obligated to tell you that the coal sent to naughty children is not the remnants of other naughty children after being sent into the Aperture Science Holiday Miscreant Incinerator, and to deny such a thing exists. So be good for goodness' sake, ha ha, ha ha."

    Welp, I tried.

  9. rarojas88 on December 23rd, 2011 5:12 pm

    It's from Tobuscus " rel="nofollow">

  10. geekyloon on December 23rd, 2011 5:13 pm

    These gifs were taken from Tobuscus's 'Tobuscus Animated Christmas Adventures'. Look it up. And please give him credit…

  11. thehalfhound on December 23rd, 2011 5:16 pm
  12. DiamyoAlex on December 23rd, 2011 5:17 pm

    I think we can put our differences aside us. For Christmas. You monster

  13. geekyloon on December 23rd, 2011 5:18 pm

    This is from TOBUSCUS! =D "Tobuscus Animated Christmas Adventure" that is. All credits need to go to him!

  14. Hareoic on December 23rd, 2011 5:27 pm

    "Cave Johnson here.

    After purchasing the rights to the holiday known as Christmas, I had to come up with a way to get a fat man around the world to give a bunch of free junk to spoiled little tykes. It wasn't easy, though, and we had to go through a lot of trial and error. They still haven't cleaned up the mess left behind by the High Velocity Santa Cannon, for instance. And because of something called 'ethics', our plan to clone a thousand Santas, then cryogenically preserve them each year until the holidays, was also shot down.

    But after throwing enough money at the problem, our eggheads in the ideas department came up with a simple solution : make only one hundred Santa clones, lie to the PR people, then give the fat men portal guns so they can get around. So far our testing has come back positive, as no chimney is too small for a well aimed portal, and next year we'll be able to deal with windows without melting them with deadly lasers. Although I have been told that I must warn you : do not make eye contact with Santa. Apparently splicing wolverine DNA with the clones didn't make them very jolly. And they fire deadly lasers from their eyes, just like the original Old Saint Nick. Merry Christmas, everybody!

    Cave Johnson, we're done here."

  15. TheInsaneWombat on December 23rd, 2011 5:34 pm

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    Nobody in my town plays Portal. :c

  16. Shatman on December 23rd, 2011 5:39 pm

    That's a win! That's a Santa thinking with portals win!

    Roll the next clip, Steven!

  17. C__F on December 23rd, 2011 5:41 pm
  18. Mindlessinvalid on December 23rd, 2011 6:01 pm

    The first thing I thought of when I saw this was the time my friends and I stayed up all night drinking while taking turns doing speed runs of portal.

    It was the holidays, so some of them started singing carols.

    That night, a version of "12 days of Christmas" where EVERYTHING was "Lords-a-Leapin" was belted out by 2 drunk scotts.

  19. PortalMan118 on December 23rd, 2011 6:08 pm


  20. Rathial on December 23rd, 2011 6:44 pm

    I would be just as fat as Santa if I had a portal gun and never had to walk anywhere

  21. Alpar on December 23rd, 2011 8:30 pm

    If you're nice, he gives you boxes and boxes full of wonderful neurotoxin and turrets! You might wanna be careful or you might die!

    And if you're naughty, you get combustible lemons in your stockings. Serves you right, jerk!

    …then again, something about that seems veeeeeeeery mixed up…
    oh well, I regret nothing.
    *goes off to burn others' houses down*

  22. straYDoubter on December 23rd, 2011 9:33 pm

    Suddenly, it's understandable that the Pyro offed Santa. Who wouldn't kill for a Portal gun? Amirite?

  23. PhoenixFire on December 23rd, 2011 10:19 pm

    AUDIENCE?! Wha..? What are you doing in Santa's Sleigh, audience? That's precarious! It means he has to use a portal gun to deliver all the toys to all the children and that's… well actually, that's a much more awesome way of delivering toys…. INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN SANTANESS!

  24. imnutty on December 24th, 2011 1:31 am

    i apolgize for this….but my friends did a back to the future parody, and its kinda funny rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">
    they asked me to show people….your people right?

  25. HughbertEsq on December 24th, 2011 9:05 am

    Now we're Making Merry With Portals!
    On a vaguely selfish note… it being the 24th et al. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME!

  26. KZN02 on December 24th, 2011 2:31 pm

    It seems more plausible to explain how Santa delivers presents to everyone in one night with science rather than magic.

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