Welcome to the world of Pokemon! You can go ahead and check logic at the door.
By Daniel W. and Aziz B.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 15, 2011 · 10:13 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
I think its "Don't go into the tall grass WITHOUT pokemon" Heck, you can do anything with them, including taking down a criminal organization.
Who said Darwin had nothing to do with the world of Pokemon? The whole thing is all about survival of the fittest!
Dangerous? Maybe to someone with a morbid fear of zubat.
*beep beep beep beep beep*
Sir, are you carrying any semblance of sanity on your person?
I'm sorry, you'll have to leave it at the gate before we can allow you to fly to Kanto.
"Welcome to the world of Pokemon! You can go ahead and check logic at the door." ~ Best way to describe Pokemon ever.
I think I've figured it all out.
Professor Oak is actually a mad scientist. He goes into a almost empty secluded town. 8 people, who's gonna spread the word? Soon, he performs his dark experiments.
He turned a handful into assistants, their eyes blank, living only to serve.
One was a failed experiment, his body growing to Snorlax-esque proportions. He'll be taken care of later.
One hasn't been touched yet, just a wee lad who just says there are wild pokemon in grass. Naive fool.
Then came his most prized creation. One who has control over pokemon itself. He would force the evolutions of his captured creatures, without the need of leveling or trading, and raising their power exponentially in a short amount of time. He was the perfect weapon. He even created a 'mother' to keep up the illusion.
But then, tragedy struck. His creation stole one of his 3 test subjects and bolted. He would have an unstoppable army in days unless he did something. And he did. Fight fire with fire.
And that's where you come in. An almagamation of DNA. Ditto to change your visage to male or female. Alakazam to read the opponent's mind. Arcanine to sprint long distances without getting tired. As you begin to form from the void, he calmly speaks, explaining what pokemon are and allowing you to set your own gender and name. Then an image of his last experiment appears in front of you.
"Who's that? Why that's my grandson. And he's been your rival since you were babies…"
Kick logic to the curb and do the impossible!
Eat some candy
*Oak Face*
Go through puberty
ENLIST A REGION-WIDE POLICE FORCE
*Oak face*
HAVE A 10-YEAR-OLD DO ALL THE WORK
Pah! Who needs logic when I can ride a 1 foot tall pidgey or wingless doduo high into the sky? Or maybe make a rodent charged full of electricity surf along the ocean.
I can tell you have a love for pokemon.
Because of how brutally yours fight
Not this again…
Pokemon: A fun way for trainers and pokemon alike to know and battle other trainers for fun.
Win the battle: Take the other persons poke.
Lotsa fun in stealing!
The Pokemon world is a different world from ours. What we think is weird there is completely normal there.
Imagine how they'd think of our world.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALL THE CITIES AREN'T WALKING DISTANCE AND ABOUT THE SIZE OF A TINY VILLAGE?!
Actually for the first one, you can choose not to know your opponent's next Pokemon in the options.
Advice meme?
I counter with…
HIPSTER MEME!
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So this is considered crazy in a world where the most common solution to a problem is super powered cock fights?
I think this is the first Homestuck reference on Halolz. Seriously.
Awesome.
DON'T RIDE YOUR BICYCLE INDOORS! But flying on a pidgey is okay
HOLY FUCK THE NEXT SUBMISSION WAS ARROW TO THE KNEE.
ITS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLES MAN.
of course we connect our cities with dangerous caves.
Because were we are, we don't need roads.