The Nopefather

When I heard about TF2’s Mobster Monday (which happens to be day one of “The Uber Update”) this was the first thing that came to my mind! Fortunately for me Sadface was willing to whip this up on short notice!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 21, 2011 · 7:08 AM 
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47 Responses to “The Nopefather”

  1. TheDerpKnight on June 21st, 2011 7:25 am

    I'll make him an offer he can't NOPE

  2. EonofAeon on June 21st, 2011 7:31 am

    "Goddamn Spais don't respect nothin'. "

  3. GazzyW007 on June 21st, 2011 7:37 am

    "Can you get me off the hook, Tom? For old times' sake?"


  4. primedawg9170 on June 21st, 2011 7:41 am

    Random Guy: Please, Nopefather, I'm just having some problems with getting enough money. Please give me more time!
    Nopefather: *raises head* Nope.
    Random Guy: *Gets gunned down*

  5. razorman715 on June 21st, 2011 7:42 am


  6. Redzeroine on June 21st, 2011 8:01 am

    The medic is probably going to find the head of his favorite heavy in his bed for double-crossing the Nope-father.

  7. Inky Blue on June 21st, 2011 8:12 am

    "they beat my daughter, she was once beautiful now she has scars on her face (weeps and the godfather gives him whiskey) ask of you godfather, to have these men killed."
    "Maybe just a little-"

  8. CriticalQuit on June 21st, 2011 8:15 am

    Scout wakes up in his bed with the shattered pieces of a Dispenser.

  9. Kristoph Gavin on June 21st, 2011 8:31 am

    I like how the glowy-eyed Teddy is his right-hand man. Or, er, doll. Or, er, figurine. Or, er, demon.

    …What the heck is that thing?!

  10. Uzumakiclan43 on June 21st, 2011 8:57 am

    I also don't believe in hats. For years I paid my teammates extra so they wouldn't do that kind of business. Somebody comes to them and says, "I have hats; if you put up three, four thousand crate investment, we can make fifty thousand distributing." So they can't resist. I want to control it as a business, to keep it respectable. I don't want it near teleporters! I don't want it sold to Scouts! That's an infamia. In my base, we would keep the traffic in the fire "experts", the Pyros. They're animals anyway, so let them get spychecked.

  11. Artakha on June 21st, 2011 9:17 am

    Great. Now Godfather will never give me a wish.

  12. HughbertEsq on June 21st, 2011 11:05 am

    But you've GOTTAM Nopefather, you've GOTTAM!


  13. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on June 21st, 2011 11:42 am

    Shawn, that's two submissions in a row that I cannot come up with a witty comment for.


  14. TheAl41 on June 21st, 2011 12:05 pm

    Since when do nopemen carry teddys? They need more earbuds!

  15. Haeso5 on June 21st, 2011 12:12 pm

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  16. EonofAeon on June 21st, 2011 1:33 pm

    But…but…'Hammar' sounds better after 'grammar'. It's catchy! Rule of Cool CAN sometimes trump the Grammar Hammar ya know :P

  17. Seanhl on June 21st, 2011 2:58 pm

    what's hei? is it some new form of tf2 hentai?

  18. BTSnoogans on June 21st, 2011 6:22 pm

    I enjoy this post because hammers and drills are tools.

  19. Artakha on June 21st, 2011 9:12 pm

    "Nopefather, may I make a request?"
    "But, sir--"

  20. Ragnellrok on June 21st, 2011 9:38 pm

    Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?!
    Well then who are you talking to?

  21. Passerby Boy on June 21st, 2011 10:20 pm

    Do I have a funny comment related to this…


  22. Walweegee on June 21st, 2011 10:41 pm

    You have 69 e-peen

  23. smartmonkey on June 21st, 2011 10:43 pm

    spy wakes up with blue scout mom in bed…

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