Just a typical first experience playing Minecraft!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 14, 2011 · 10:07 PM 
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73 Responses to “[VIDEO] Derpcraft”

  1. Alpar on June 14th, 2011 10:16 pm


  2. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on June 14th, 2011 10:16 pm

    … why must everything I love explode?

  3. razorman715 on June 14th, 2011 10:20 pm


    The prolouge to minecraft!

  4. RemielChibus on June 14th, 2011 10:23 pm
  5. Ernac on June 14th, 2011 10:23 pm

    Was any body else bothered by the Grass sound when the guy lands on Stone in the first video?

  6. smashpro1 on June 14th, 2011 10:27 pm

    I need a "Party Hard" creeper gif immediately!

  7. AuraMaster on June 14th, 2011 10:27 pm

    If a skeleton came up to me and started talking, I would either:

    A) Run in terror and scream like a little girl
    B) Try to fight it
    C) Curl up in the fetal position and cry for mommy
    D) Kiss my ass goodbye

    Not necessarily in that preferred order.

  8. KitchwaTembo on June 14th, 2011 10:31 pm

    It's like Egoraptor, only this was kind of disappointing.

  9. walktovanish on June 14th, 2011 10:32 pm

    "I don't want to play building blocks with my cousin! I have way better…important..things to do.."
    "Alright, time to check out Minecraft"

    That part gets me every time.

  10. ChemicalKirby on June 14th, 2011 10:38 pm

    This is EVERYONE'S initial thought of Minecraft.

  11. imnutty on June 14th, 2011 10:38 pm

    so…..were just give newgrounds the middle finger now?

  12. imnutty on June 14th, 2011 10:42 pm

    you may now kiss the *explosion*

  13. VyseRogueKing on June 14th, 2011 10:47 pm

    We here at Team Halolz do not condone child violence…

    We do, however, find it hilarious.

  14. Spamcannon on June 14th, 2011 11:55 pm
  15. T on June 15th, 2011 12:03 am

    Seriously, I want to beat every person that uses the “What the Fu *BOOOOM*” to death with llama testicles.

    Why llama testicles? Why not llama testicles.

  16. Passerby Boy on June 15th, 2011 12:23 am

    then i must never sleep!

  17. PortalMan118 on June 15th, 2011 12:26 am

    I'm surprised he didn't freak out when he saw the exploding green penises.

  18. Mentlegen on June 15th, 2011 1:01 am

    And when you've just got your leather armor, stone sword and bow, and learned to watch your back like you were playing TF2.

    When you've mastered your survival skills enough to laugh while you deal with creepers in close quartes combat and dodge every skeleton arrow…It's not enough: you will just fall into lava while you try to get that diamond.

  19. imnutty on June 15th, 2011 2:01 am

    creeper is bed room intruder

  20. imnutty on June 15th, 2011 2:06 am
  21. Haeso5 on June 15th, 2011 3:03 am

    Don't take their name literally.

  22. Ataeru on June 15th, 2011 4:02 am

    Creeper with a rape face.

  23. TheAl41 on June 15th, 2011 7:31 am

    And this will never happen once shawn gets admin mods for halolz minecraft server

  24. Bobomberman on June 15th, 2011 8:36 am

    And by "watches" you mean "stare blankly at without pupils", and by "sleep" you mean "cry in a corner".

  25. Combatbeaver on June 15th, 2011 8:38 am

    …and masturbate?

  26. general Mudkip on June 15th, 2011 12:14 pm

    Note to those about to play catch close to lava.DONT.the item will magicly fly into it even if you did not throw it in its direction.In which a random monster will appear and take your 1-ups and blow up in your face.even if they are not creepers.

  27. Ragnellrok on June 15th, 2011 9:43 pm

    They're from Doofenssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssmirtz Evil Incorporated~ rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

  28. AuraMaster on June 16th, 2011 1:23 am

    Can't sleep; Creepers will rape me.

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