This was all I could think of during Nintendo’s E3 press conference!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 8, 2011 · 11:52 AM |
Categories: Cray-Z Crossovers, Disguises, Nintendo, Rage Enducing, Serious Business, The Legend of Zelda, The Simpsons / Futurama, TV Shows · Leave a comment () 77 Comments |
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Most anticipated game:
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This is a Kid's wallet, you can't possibly afford any of this!
Sorry, Link, I don't give credit! Come back when you're a little mmmmm…. Richer.
I don't get it…
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It doesn't sound like you want it hard enoug Shawn
This is how you do it
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Don't forget Animal Crossing: City Folk. I've got animé shirt patterns that need to be transferable. Also, I want to be able to play Mix Superstar (WiiWare title) on Wii U and make some more jams.
And all the Zelda stuff.
Pokemon:
Shut up and take my PokeDollars!
Every RPG ever:
Shut up and take my GP!
However, you say it, it still means, WANT NOW.
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…to buy every game from E3, despite lack of a Playstation Vita, Wii U, PS3, or N3DS.
In comparison to Microsoft's E3 conference:
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Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs? It's yours my friend! As long as you have enough rupees!
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Sorry Link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're… MMMMMMmmmmmm… richer…
ALL OF THEM.
Shut up and take my, diamonds, gil, gilda, hearts, coins, bolts, kombat koins, simoleons, baum, caps, blingz, adam, buckazoid, munny, adena, bells, pearls, bison dollars, gold, bananas, banana coins, moolah, meseta, pokedollar, rings, fol, minerals and vespine gas, lemons…burning lemons…
Cave Johnson he-
*insert above picture*
So when he takes the Master Sword, it brings him 1000 years in the future?
Well… what if I didn't WANT the rupees? Ever thought of that?
Insensitive jerk…
This came to mind with the npc's talking in the shop before you buy something. who cares what they say I want my potions and bombs!
Listen Link, I'm going to give it to you straight. This new Heart Container has a touch screen, a built in Tri-Force and so much health packed in enemies will be taking 1/16 of a heart for each hit on you. And best of all its backwards compatable with all your other major organs. The only thing this Heart Container doesn't do is make you breakfast.
Oh, and the tech boys just fixed that. Now it also makes you breakfast.
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2011/06/09/nintendo…
oh dear, this could be problematic
Initiating Gannon Ban.
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Shut up and go to space!
Alternatively; Shut up and take my space. All of it.
The correct is sentence actually is:
"Shut up and take my Playstation 3 and give me a Wii instead!"
They just released a new Hylian Shield with 3D capabilities, it would appear.
My E3 moment was the Sly 4 announcement.
But yeah, Altair is always awesome.
Aww Shawn?
Did someone sent this submission?
Because if anyone esle didn't I think I found it first.
Since I used that picture back in E3 in a nutshell video…
Me: I wonder whats on Halolz today…..
*sees this*
*checks the comments in "E3 2011 in a nutshell"*
Me: uhhh…. what?
[citation needed]
All this proves is that Sony and Microsoft are scared. As they should be. Seriously though Nintendo! TAKE MY MONEY!
NO U
Nintendo… you son of a bitch!
I have 3 children to feed, and you came with this piece of shit that is completely awesome?
Fuck my children, take my money and give me the damn thing
My Rupees are already taken, and now you want more!? YOU GOT IT, NINTENDO!
same here about tri, I have SO much great gear coming COMPLETELY from luck to ever consider doing again, and no way in hell will I be ablr=e to beat an Altreaon again at hr 50 WITHOUT running into the person who helped me the first time… whose name I currently can't remember
Edit: checked, if you run into someone on mh tri named Amaraus, she's a pretty good hunter