When life gives you lemons… make a lemon-ade!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 25, 2011 · 5:15 PM 
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PC, Playstation, Portal, Rage Enducing, Science/Math, Storytime/Wordplay, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360

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100 Responses to “[VIDEO] Cave Johnson’s Lemons Kinetic Typography”

  1. Zyquux on May 25th, 2011 5:19 pm

    Err…Shawn? I think the video is broken. (At least it was when I commented.)

  2. Yami_Bakura on May 25th, 2011 5:22 pm

    Now can someone tell me where the bloody video is? I have yet to see it so I doubt I sent it to the Shadow Realm.

  3. GameboyPATH on May 25th, 2011 5:22 pm

    <img src="http://ui28.gamespot.com/699/slippy_2.gif"&gt;
    Something's wrong… I don't see anything!

  4. Hakokoro on May 25th, 2011 5:24 pm

    Dont you worry about Lemons!Let me worry about Blank!

  5. spplmj on May 25th, 2011 5:35 pm

    It looks like Shawn forgot to TYPE in the embed code.

  6. smashpro1 on May 25th, 2011 5:41 pm

    I don't know why people are complaining that they can't see the video. It's as clear as lemonade!

  7. Redtroopa on May 25th, 2011 5:42 pm

    No way! I don't believe it! A whole ten posts without a Minecraft one!

  8. ChemicalKirby on May 25th, 2011 5:49 pm

    Am I the only one missing GLaDOS?

  9. Link4all on May 25th, 2011 5:58 pm

    Copy + Paste joke from last submission.

  10. Doctor Rover on May 25th, 2011 6:02 pm

    As much as I hear Cave Johnson's plan to burn our houses down with lemons,
    the less time I feel like laughing.

    I don't care how you TWIST and FLIP his words around cleverly, I'm not buying his lemons.

  11. CriticalQuit on May 25th, 2011 6:03 pm

    We're seeing a lot of typography in a row.

    I like this trend.

  12. Red on May 25th, 2011 6:14 pm

    When lemons gives you life…
    wait, that doesn't sound right

  13. razorman715 on May 25th, 2011 6:32 pm



  14. ThetaBetaSigma on May 25th, 2011 6:37 pm

    Cave Johnson here. Everybody loves a good rant. Venting frustrations at others is one of the most noble pastimes there is. But could it be better? Science thinks so. Gentlemen, meet the Aperture Science Text-Enhanced Animation Architect. Using this little beauty, your words will be automatically transformed into a design student's dream project in seconds flat. Has some trouble with the word duck though. Don't worry, I got the lab boys working on that right now. *Large Explosion* Cave Johnson, we're done here.

  15. Abum12345 on May 25th, 2011 7:59 pm

    When life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic

  16. KamikazeGible on May 25th, 2011 8:10 pm

    God, take a one hour nap and what happens on Halolz? Freaking new submission. HOW DO THEY WORK?!

  17. 1avidgamer on May 25th, 2011 11:12 pm

    'sup Jack.

    Permission to burn your house down with lemons?

  18. k3man on May 26th, 2011 2:31 am

    Shawn Handyside here, when life gives you a submission, don't post it, send the submission back. I don't want your damned submissions!!! What am I supposed to do with these??!? Demand to see poster's profiles. Make users rue the day they thought they could give Shawn Handyside submissions. Do you know who I am??! I'm the man who's gonna post a Courage Kratos. I'm gonna get some of my engineers to create a completely new Kratos meme to piss you off!!!

    P.S: I love you Shawn.

  19. Combatbeaver on May 26th, 2011 11:10 am

    …We as long as the theme is portal 2 again i may as well post rel="nofollow">this…

  20. HughbertEsq on May 26th, 2011 12:16 pm

    When life gives you unspecified-art-flash-program… make typography… i dunno

  21. Shady Kitsune on May 26th, 2011 2:08 pm

    And thus, a new fad starts: Kinetic Typography of Valve Games.

  22. CriticalQuit on May 26th, 2011 3:21 pm

    At least it would encourage reading.

  23. Funkalicous on May 26th, 2011 4:15 pm

    When life gives you lemons,


  24. seanhl on May 26th, 2011 8:23 pm

    Shawn, we know of your new found love of typography, but it's time to update your site, it's been more than a day.

  25. octochan on May 26th, 2011 9:45 pm

    the words aren't nearly BIG ENOUGH!
    like this: rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

  26. 1avidgamer on May 26th, 2011 11:39 pm

    I think it's supposed to be: WE NEED TO PROTECT THE E-PEEN!

  27. pirate_slug on May 27th, 2011 8:40 pm

    What is this?? Lemons? What…? And who's Cave Johnson??
    (Sarcasm if you didn't know)

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