When life gives you lemons… make a lemon-ade!
By Ignis. Greed, submitted by several people
Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 25, 2011 · 5:15 PM |
Categories: PC, Playstation, Portal, Rage Enducing, Science/Math, Storytime/Wordplay, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 98 Comments |
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Err…Shawn? I think the video is broken. (At least it was when I commented.)
<img src="http://ui28.gamespot.com/699/slippy_2.gif">
Something's wrong… I don't see anything!
Dont you worry about Lemons!Let me worry about Blank!
It looks like Shawn forgot to TYPE in the embed code.
I don't know why people are complaining that they can't see the video. It's as clear as lemonade!
No way! I don't believe it! A whole ten posts without a Minecraft one!
Am I the only one missing GLaDOS?
Dat stinkin' Pharao probably used Mind Crush on it.
I bet it was you who got it back again, but not wanting to brag about it.
Copy + Paste joke from last submission.
As much as I hear Cave Johnson's plan to burn our houses down with lemons,
the less time I feel like laughing.
I don't care how you TWIST and FLIP his words around cleverly, I'm not buying his lemons.
We're seeing a lot of typography in a row.
I like this trend.
When lemons gives you life…
wait, that doesn't sound right
<img src="http://www.classictv.info/images/show/scooby/cast.jpg" alt="" />
and their talking dog!
GET FREE LEMONS FROM LIFE
BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN
Cave Johnson here. Everybody loves a good rant. Venting frustrations at others is one of the most noble pastimes there is. But could it be better? Science thinks so. Gentlemen, meet the Aperture Science Text-Enhanced Animation Architect. Using this little beauty, your words will be automatically transformed into a design student's dream project in seconds flat. Has some trouble with the word duck though. Don't worry, I got the lab boys working on that right now. *Large Explosion* Cave Johnson, we're done here.
When life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic
God, take a one hour nap and what happens on Halolz? Freaking new submission. HOW DO THEY WORK?!
'sup Jack.
Permission to burn your house down with lemons?
Shawn Handyside here, when life gives you a submission, don't post it, send the submission back. I don't want your damned submissions!!! What am I supposed to do with these??!? Demand to see poster's profiles. Make users rue the day they thought they could give Shawn Handyside submissions. Do you know who I am??! I'm the man who's gonna post a Courage Kratos. I'm gonna get some of my engineers to create a completely new Kratos meme to piss you off!!!
P.S: I love you Shawn.
…We as long as the theme is portal 2 again i may as well post rel="nofollow">this…
When life gives you unspecified-art-flash-program… make typography… i dunno
And thus, a new fad starts: Kinetic Typography of Valve Games.
At least it would encourage reading.
When life gives you lemons,
FIND A NEW GOD!
GODBERRY, KING OF THE JUUUUUICE.
Shawn, we know of your new found love of typography, but it's time to update your site, it's been more than a day.
the words aren't nearly BIG ENOUGH!
like this: rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
I think it's supposed to be: WE NEED TO PROTECT THE E-PEEN!
What is this?? Lemons? What…? And who's Cave Johnson??
(Sarcasm if you didn't know)