"So, Honey, how was your first day at work?" -Mom

None of this was in the job description! Well, okay, some of it was… but I didn’t think the cloaking devices, haunted axes and jars of piss were actual workplace hazards!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 30, 2011 · 1:38 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (317 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5)
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Artistic, Explosives, Heavy Weapons, Overkill, Tactical Retreat, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software

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50 Responses to ““So, Honey, how was your first day at work?””

  1. HoopleDoople on March 30th, 2011 1:41 am

    In case you're wondering, he's screaming "NEED A DISPENSER HERE!"

  2. NekoKnight on March 30th, 2011 1:44 am

    Bullets everywhere

  3. Red on March 30th, 2011 1:47 am

    There was a noticeable lack of dispensers (with regards to HoopleDoople's comment)

  4. DrRickRollins on March 30th, 2011 1:48 am

    So you infiltrated the enemy base, ran past their sentries and spy checking pyros. You grab the intel and FAN the sniper with his back turned towards you and boink and medic-heavy combo just before he ubercharged. You duck back into the safety of your base and just before handing in the secret intel titled "sword van" to your boss, who uncloaks and backstab you? Gary Motherfucking Oak. (HE IS YOUR FATHER)

  5. Totema on March 30th, 2011 1:50 am

    Scout is crying?

    He must have seen a rainbow.

  6. Ichiinu on March 30th, 2011 1:54 am

    is… is that a Bomberman bomb?

  7. Kbman on March 30th, 2011 1:55 am

    We are actual workplace hazards?

  8. PumpkinKing on March 30th, 2011 2:04 am

    My most common reaction when caught in a similar situation

  9. Mentlegen on March 30th, 2011 1:06 am

    "Yo, Mommy, what's up?

    Today I tried to be the best teammate: I even gave advice to Mr. Hardhat…like, a LOT of times.

    Also tried to teach Mr. Fatman the gift of sharing (pleeease make him a sandvich, I think he was serious when he said he would punch out all my blood :/ ).The rest of the knuckleheads just ignored me…

    …except for Mr. Spy, he treats me like a son!"

  10. tveye on March 30th, 2011 2:38 am

    Reminds me of those letters from mom in Animal Crossing…

    "Hey son!
    Enjoying work? Today I planted a garden, so fun! Here's an apple…don't eat it all in one bite!
    -Mom <3"

    "Dear mom,
    Fuck you and fuck your apple.

    "Dear son,
    Spy fucks me.

  11. SushiGummy on March 30th, 2011 2:50 am

    "Red Spy killed my Medic, mom!"

    "Oh, son, you know he's just playing around."

  12. Alpar on March 30th, 2011 6:42 am
  13. Dr. Furry on March 30th, 2011 8:44 am

    OBJECTION. this is post vanilla, scouts already been working for a while

  14. SquidPowerUp on March 30th, 2011 11:44 am

    You know this picture is like 2-3 years old… right?

    But whatever… some people has not seen it yet ;)

  15. KZN02 on March 30th, 2011 11:47 am

    Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and mother, I hurt people.

  16. HughbertEsq on March 30th, 2011 4:53 pm

    Scout face makes me sad….

  17. Jones-250 on March 30th, 2011 7:27 pm

    The Demoman arranged so that the Scouts first day…
    …would be a BLAST.

  18. dope92 on March 31st, 2011 1:28 am

    since all the good stuff is taken i reply with


  19. Pupsrus13 on January 2nd, 2013 10:29 pm

    Is it me, or does that bomb in the middle of the screen look like something the Loose Cannon would fire?

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