Four seconds of turbo boost certainly isn’t too exciting by today’s standards… but what can I say, they were simpler times back then!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 25, 2011 · 5:14 AM 
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34 Responses to “[VIDEO] The Excitebike Shop”

  1. Darkangelsv1 on January 25th, 2011 5:44 am

    At least they are more fun than Bikes that have panels for playing Card Games on them..

    …OH CRAP, WHAT HAVE I DONE!?

  2. SonicsmyName on January 25th, 2011 5:54 am

    Don't he get it? The overheating IS the excitement! :D

  3. Tael on January 25th, 2011 7:09 am

    I'd say something witty, but

    CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOOOOOOOOOOOON

  4. ovahdrive on January 25th, 2011 7:43 am

    That's what she said.

    ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS A PENIS JOKE

  5. C__F on January 25th, 2011 8:20 am

    That's a good deal in today's economy. I would buy one of those bikes.

  6. Caelun_Niveus on January 25th, 2011 9:21 am

    ASFDASDF
    There are two buttons in Excitebike; Turbo that overheats and normal gas. How long did they play before making this.
    /rant

  7. Alpar on January 25th, 2011 9:22 am

    inb4niggerstolemybike

  8. Scone527 on January 25th, 2011 10:00 am

    I don't get it. 4 seconds of driving is all anyone should ever need.

    5 seconds? Now that's just superfluous

  9. smashter on January 25th, 2011 10:45 am

    Well, obviously Bungie agrees with only running for four seconds. HALO REACH REFERENCE! Spoiler alert.

  10. MasterLuigi452 on January 25th, 2011 3:51 pm

    Tired of your bike being overheated?
    Try rapid firing turbo button.
    If you can do it, you can turbo at max speed for about good 3 minutes.
    Trust me I've done it.

  11. doepker on January 25th, 2011 4:45 pm

    Don't you cry no more.
    *guitar riff*

  12. Scone527 on January 25th, 2011 6:27 pm

    Good answer XD

    A shiny, new +1 for you

  13. Jimmy on January 25th, 2011 6:45 pm

    LMAO The punch line at the end was the best!!! You know…cause you can't punch it.

  14. deathbychickens on May 24th, 2011 10:58 pm

    think Every 15 Minutes, except down to 4 seconds

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