Gabe Newell… you cruel heartless bastard! Well actually, this video’s by ARMaster is a fake… still I’ve only opened two crates so far and all they’ve been filled with are disappointment and broken dreams!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 22, 2010 · 4:34 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (118 votes, average: 4.47 out of 5)
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Depressing, Failure, Irony, PC, Secret Items, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Video Clips

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  1. ZegenRuki on November 22nd, 2010 4:47 am

    I want a refund! I didn't sign up for some Russian nesting doll BS!

  2. Taiho on November 22nd, 2010 4:53 am

    And he had such crate expectations.

  3. Tael on November 22nd, 2010 4:58 am

    And this, children, is how trolls are born.

  4. GameboyPATH on November 22nd, 2010 5:09 am
  5. TCC on November 22nd, 2010 5:22 am

    you could pay for another key…… or you could give me five minutes with your computer and a crowbar.

    I'm not saying I'll be able to open the crate, all I'm saying is I might not smash your computer with a crowbar…

  6. UndeadLex on November 22nd, 2010 6:01 am
  7. StompyChar on November 22nd, 2010 6:52 am

    Nononono! Delete Delete!

    Don't give Valve those kind of ideas!


  8. Deep Thought on November 22nd, 2010 9:23 am

    For what I've been through, the next crate should contain, like, strippers and party balloons…

  9. strikelow on November 22nd, 2010 2:00 pm

    I heard you like crates, so we put a crate in your crate, so you can uncrate (buy a key with real money) while you uncrate (buy a key with real money again).

  10. DM1293 on November 22nd, 2010 2:38 pm

    Edit: MUCH better. I'd be offended if Troll Gabe didn't get his due here.

  11. BoxeyBrown on November 22nd, 2010 5:23 pm

    Brilliant way to make money on Valve's part…

  12. Randomentalist on November 22nd, 2010 6:39 pm


  13. CakeBard on November 22nd, 2010 7:05 pm

    We need to go deeper…

  14. shadow649 on November 22nd, 2010 7:54 pm

    inb4 the crate is a crate.

  15. Sir_Nox on November 22nd, 2010 8:31 pm


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