Kinect video games… now with 85% less challenge! Call me old fashioned, but I won’t  be leaving my old fashioned controllers any time soon.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 22, 2010 · 12:14 PM 
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Accessories, Depressing, Irony, Kinect, Microsoft, Moving Violations, Racing, Tips & Tricks, Uncategorized, Video Clips, Xbox 360

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66 Responses to “[VIDEO] Kinect: The Future of Video Game Controls”

  1. CdiGanon on November 22nd, 2010 12:16 pm

    I showed this to a friend and WII can't believe you don't even have to MOVE to win this game. How can they expect this to KINECT to gamers?

  2. Vlauer on November 22nd, 2010 12:32 pm

    Since around 2004: What are those 8bit games you speak of?
    Since 2010: A joypad? Is this some sort of new move sensor?

  3. DonPedrox on November 22nd, 2010 12:33 pm

    I'm from NATAL and cannot stress enough that this has caused a gaming REVOLUTION, I personally think this game is a GEM

  4. MoG on November 22nd, 2010 12:41 pm

    I bet if he had to scratch his nose once, he coulda pulled off that vicotry

  5. Link4all on November 22nd, 2010 12:47 pm

    Hands-free action!
    Minimal effort required!
    Easy Learning Curve!
    Fun for the whole family! (Especially your 86 year old grandpa, he doesn't have to get out of bed to win)

  6. chuckpebble on November 22nd, 2010 12:53 pm

    Dangit. I am so sick and tired of all these "on rails" driving games!

  7. Darth_Destro on November 22nd, 2010 1:18 pm

    Let me rush right out and give Microsoft even more of my money for this exciting new add on for my XBox 360. Now I'll finally be able to sell my Wii.

    /sarcasm

  8. Zabrio on November 22nd, 2010 1:27 pm

    Finally, now i can sleep and get achivements, my gamerscore will skyrocket

    yes i do sleep with my arms out like that

  9. Ichiinu on November 22nd, 2010 1:35 pm

    Look, ma! No hands!

  10. ZatchZombie on November 22nd, 2010 2:24 pm

    Did he….Did he just troll Kinect?

  11. CakeBard on November 22nd, 2010 2:50 pm

    My pet rock is just as good as that MLG wannabe!

  12. SadFace298 on November 22nd, 2010 2:54 pm

    Another notch in my "Reasons not to buy a Kinect" belt.

  13. Shatman on November 22nd, 2010 3:10 pm
  14. Mentlegen on November 22nd, 2010 3:11 pm

    Set Game Difficulty:

    What is real life?
    Hard
    Medium
    Easy
    -> I lost my arms in Vietnam dude :(

  15. Agentcdi on November 22nd, 2010 3:21 pm

    Behold! The first game to be controlled by your mind!

  16. Tael on November 22nd, 2010 3:22 pm

    I wonder if you can make an 'Avatar' of Mario…

  17. MorningMoon on November 22nd, 2010 3:33 pm

    So… it's like playing Metal Gear Solid 4?

  18. GuessWho666 on November 22nd, 2010 4:17 pm

    Sharp intake of breath!

  19. MassiveDamage on November 22nd, 2010 4:26 pm

    That he knows of.

  20. MoG on November 22nd, 2010 4:27 pm

    Forward Thrust to boost!
    Reverse Thrust to pull a stunt!

    these techniques are best done one after another.

  21. MassiveDamage on November 22nd, 2010 4:35 pm

    I think he ment NATAL as in Kinect's codename. Same goes for REVOLUTION (Wii) and I don't have the slighest idea about GEM.
    (EDIT)
    And now I see IntenseDebate failed to put this comment as a reply.
    Read DonPedrox's comment first if you don't get this comment.

  22. Acias on November 22nd, 2010 5:08 pm

    Excite Truck on Wii > This game

  23. BoxeyBrown on November 22nd, 2010 5:31 pm

    Well, he was ONLY able to get 3rd place by doing nothing, so the game is only mostly a waste of time.

  24. Flamerider on November 22nd, 2010 5:46 pm

    Thumbs up for depressing tag.

  25. The Writer on November 22nd, 2010 6:42 pm

    It's like Mario Kart, except less fun an ridiculously easy.

  26. Sir_Nox on November 22nd, 2010 8:40 pm

    That is WAY to much strenuous activity for me, maybe once Kinect gets a new patch so that I don't have to raise my arms I'll buy it.

  27. Kam_Fakami on November 22nd, 2010 9:22 pm

    +1 for VGCats reference.

  28. Vabolo on November 22nd, 2010 9:25 pm

    Am I the only one who sees a giant Kabutops in the upper middle of the video before you press on "play"? O_O

  29. By-Tor on November 22nd, 2010 9:47 pm

    "The only winning move is not to play".

  30. CapnMacMillan on November 22nd, 2010 11:22 pm

    SUCH ENTHUSIASM.

  31. The Writer on November 23rd, 2010 5:29 pm

    It's like Mario Kart, except less fun and ridiculously easy.

  32. Frankenstrat247 on November 24th, 2010 11:34 pm

    And to think they spent god knows how long on this stuff at E3…oh Microsoft, you and your trolling

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