Demo Jackson

I was going to try and write up some lyrics for this, but I know the folks in the comments section will just do a better job anyway… so take it away guys!
A screencap by Player 2 (featuring Ogre as Demo Jackson!)

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 21, 2010 · 8:54 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (150 votes, average: 3.87 out of 5)
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Lords of the Dance, Musical, PC, Playstation, Strike A Pose, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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48 Responses to “You were killed by Demo Jackson”

  1. MetaPwn on November 21st, 2010 8:58 pm

    Cause this is KILLA! (thriller joke?) you know what? I will not even try to make lyrics…. I dont know any songs… :D

  2. MexicanJuice on November 21st, 2010 8:59 pm

    Heavy, are you okay? Heavy, are you okay? Are you okay, Heavy?

  3. ZegenRuki on November 21st, 2010 9:01 pm

    I don't know the lyrics to any of the songs, so I'll just moonwalk outta here.

  4. AuraMaster on November 21st, 2010 9:03 pm

    They're gonna have to glue your nose back on… IN HELL!

  5. thedouchecanoe on November 21st, 2010 9:06 pm

    if you want to change the world ,if all has to start with the man in the eyepatch

  6. MattiusThad on November 21st, 2010 9:07 pm

    Engie are you okay?So Engie are you okay?Are you okay Engie?…(Failish Attempt)

  7. DM1293 on November 21st, 2010 9:21 pm

    Engie-Tan is, not my lover~
    She's just a girl, who, thinks that I am the one~
    But, the domination, was, not my fault~

  8. Whit3_Crow on November 21st, 2010 9:22 pm

    I'm Sorry Demoman Jackson (Ohhh)
    but I got the kill!
    Never meant to make your Enggie Die
    I place stickies a trillion times

  9. DM1293 on November 21st, 2010 9:24 pm

    …*facepalms at the thought* Okayokayokay you made me do this.

    "Oi, kiddies, this isn't the only one-eyed head I've got."

  10. Xalden on November 21st, 2010 9:42 pm

    Yeah, Sentry Killer!!
    Kill em right
    no medics gonna save you
    from the crit about to strike!

  11. KamikazeGible on November 21st, 2010 9:44 pm

    Of all the ways to go…

  12. ZegenRuki on November 21st, 2010 9:45 pm

    Please do.

  13. Grammar Nazi Ghost on November 21st, 2010 9:51 pm

    You've been killed by…you've been crit by…a Smooth Demoman!

  14. Bobomberman on November 21st, 2010 10:05 pm

    They have more noseless, color-changing, child molesting, musical geniuses than they do the likes of me!

  15. Leo E. on November 21st, 2010 10:09 pm

    Shawn, clicking the pic leads to a dead link.

  16. TCC on November 21st, 2010 10:13 pm

    The Intel's in sight, but something drunk is lurking in the dark
    Under the spotlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
    You try to run, but stickies frag your face before you cap it
    You start to freeze as demo looks into your cocksure eyes
    You're dominated!


    I've done my part, someone more clever finish it up.

  17. darksquril on November 21st, 2010 10:27 pm

    id like to see him dance after the medic gets to him…
    "you were killed by Docter"

  18. Dmanstew on November 21st, 2010 10:39 pm

    Then I kill that no-clipping menace with a crit grenade…

  19. Zyquux on November 21st, 2010 11:11 pm

    Demo Jackson likes to show Scout his "smiley face".

  20. ThePinkSpartan on November 22nd, 2010 12:31 am

    'Cause this Is Two fort…. Two fort Night.
    And no one's gonna save you from The Demo -- Strike!
    You know it's Two fort…, Two fort Night!
    You're fighting for your life against A one-sided, Two fort…

  21. OrionX on November 22nd, 2010 1:09 am

    He's such a liar. He's not a good Demoman.
    Ya know, he's bad! He's bad!
    Really really bad!

  22. Paulrus-Keaton? on November 22nd, 2010 2:29 am


    "The Point is Mine"

    Red Demoman
    Every night I spam my sticky 'nades
    To keep you all out of my base
    Not to proud of such a cheap tactic
    It's actually a big disgrace

    But the point is mine
    The doggone point is mine.
    I know its mine
    Because the doggone point is mine.

    Blu Soldier
    Negatory, my cycloptic friend
    You say the point is yours, not mine
    See my rockets beg to differ now
    Move along, don't waste my time

    Because its mine
    The dangnabbed point is mine
    You drunken slime
    The dangnabbedd point is mine

    Blu Soldier
    I need it more than you
    [Move alone or die!]

    Red Demoman
    Tough luck, I'm not moving
    [Have a death wish, aye?]

    So turn your tale and flee
    Leave me be

    Red Demoman
    But we both cannot just do that
    So let's stop this idle chit-chat
    Let's just do what we're good at
    And engage in mortal combat!

    Blu Soldier
    There's some fighting words you drunken Scott
    Enough talk, you die, its time

    Red Demoman
    I know you crave for blood as much as me
    But here's your chance to stop your crime

    This point is mine
    The bloody-freakin' point is mine
    You're past your prime
    Cause the bloody freakin' point is mine

    It's mine, it's mine
    No, no, no it's mine
    The point is mine, the point is mine
    The point is mine, the point is mine

    Blu Soldier
    The point is mine, (yep) it's mine
    You dumb drunk it's mine, (yep) it's mine

    Red Demoman
    Don't waste your time
    The doggone point is mine
    The point is mine, the point is mine

    Soldier: Demoman, I'm tired of this silly argument
    Demoman: Me too, I totally forgotten what it was about
    Soldier: You stupid maggot, this point belongs to me and you;re in my way.
    Demoman: Well if I do the announcer will have my hide as well as my team's
    Soldier: Is that what she said?
    Demoman: Huh? Said what? I'M DRUNK
    Soldier: I'LL EAT YOUR RIBS!

    The point is mine
    Mine mine
    The point is mine
    Mine mine
    The point is mine
    Mine mine
    The point is-


  23. Lazyboy0337 on November 22nd, 2010 8:15 am

    We dine in hell…IN HELL!

  24. Milenkov on November 22nd, 2010 6:14 pm

    It’s close to overtime, and something red is lurking in the dark

    Under the cap point, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

    You try to scream but stickies take the sound before you make it

    You start to freeze as grenades hit you right between the eyes

    You’re gonna die!

    Cause this is Demo! Demo man!

    And no one’s gonna save you from this sticky launching fright
    You know it’s Demo, Demo man

    You’re fighting for the point inside a Demo, hellhole tonight~!

    (I tried, haha)

  25. Kam_Fakami on November 22nd, 2010 9:09 pm

    Later he was backstabbed by a Spy disguised as a Medic.

  26. Otterwolfy on November 23rd, 2010 5:59 pm

    Its close to midnight and something evils lurking in the dark
    Under the moonlight you see a sight, the glow of a cigarette spark
    You try to scream but the bullet takes the sound before you make it
    You start to freeze as a baseball hits you right between the eyes,
    You’re paralyzed

    cause this is Team Fortress, Team Fortress night
    And no ones gonna save you from the uber about to strike
    You know its Team Fortress, Team Fortress night
    You’re fighting for your life inside a killer, server tonight

    You hear the door slam and realize there’s nowhere left to run
    You feel the cold hand and wonder if you’ll ever see the sun
    You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
    But all the while you hear the spy creepin’ up behind
    You’re out of time

    cause this is Team Fortress, Team Fortress night
    There aint no second chance against a team that’s mostly spies
    You know Team Fortress, Team Fortress night
    You’re fighting for your life inside of killer, server tonight

    Sniper rifle’s call
    And the dead start to fall in their futile escapades
    There’s no escapin’ the scan of the sentry this time
    (they’re all online)
    This is the end of your life

    They’re out to get you, there’s demos closing in on every side
    They will explode you unless you charge you’re uber all the while
    Now is the time for you and the medic to cuddle close together
    All through the night he’ll try to save you from the bullets on the scene,
    And now you see

    That this is Team Fortress, Team Fortress night
    cause I can kill you more than any scout would dare to try
    BOOM, this is Team Fortress, Team Fortress night
    So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, chiller
    Team Fortress here tonight

    Darkness falls across the map
    The other team begins it’s attack
    Classes run in search of blood
    To terrorize yawls neighborhood
    And whosoever shall be found
    Without the soul for getting down
    Must stand and face the sentries below
    To get one look at the intel before they blow
    The foulest stench is in the air
    The funk of forty thousand gibs
    And angry noobs from every spawn
    Are closing in to bring red dawn
    And though you fight to stay alive
    Your body starts to shiver
    For no mere mortal can resist
    The evil of Team Fortress

    ..I don’t even know…

  27. Ogre on November 29th, 2010 8:17 pm

    When the hell was this taken? The hat and avatar are right, though name is clearly shopped. But I’ve been gone for over a week and can’t remember the last time I played Donkey Kong, let alone as Demo.

  28. mrhaxx1 on December 8th, 2010 8:51 am

    I laughed more at the avatar. “Bitches and whores”.

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