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PREPARE YOUR ANUS

Okay, teabagging your opponent is one thing… but sodomy? That’s taking it a BIT to far.
By Chris C.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 11, 2010 · 5:58 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (318 votes, average: 2.76 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Awkward Moments, Bootylicious, Bungie, Disturbing, Halo, Microsoft, Xbox 360

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Looks like he is going to need some ASSpirin when this is all over.
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1 reply · active 764 weeks ago
Sorry, I should've replied to you for the "rectum" comment since you led it up.
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Sorry, but for any chances of making this picture funny... you RECTUM badly.
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4 replies · active 764 weeks ago
No need to be so ANAL about it.
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You know that when you make a bad submission to Halolz and it gets posted, you're gonna pay out the ASS.

...Wait, that wasn't clever... erm... SPHINCTER!
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No "ifs" ,"ands" or "BUTTS" about it.
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Oh come now, chaps, I'm sure we can put this all BEHIND us and get along?
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If you cooperate, I'll give you a REACH around.
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Don't forget to yell suprise!
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3 replies · active 764 weeks ago
It's never rape if you yell surprise.
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dvv402, with you, it's never a surprise!
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How does his dick get outside his armour anyway?
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Honestly, let's just call the site Pokelolz. Because the Halo submissions sure as hell aren't funny.
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1 reply · active 764 weeks ago
I prefer HA!.. lolz
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TROLL IN THE DUNGEON, managed to repair ya all ratings, can someone repair mine?
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2 replies · active 764 weeks ago
+1 To your e-peen mam that will be 50 dollars
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Yes, Grammar Nazi Ghost, this win submissions streak was just a coincidence...
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Buttsex Man, the most effective superhero of them all.

"Let me just take this TV and- Hey! What the- AH!"

Not quite as good as Fuck You Dude, but hey not even Justice Guy could match him, despite the fact that he makes sure people get what they deserve... Especially women who lie, like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job to run off to f*cking Hawaii with some doctor named Bob, he would skin them and drain them of blood so they die... Especially Bob, since he's Justice Guy.
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1 reply · active 764 weeks ago
Or you can be subtle, I didn't mean to be vague. Give her Mad Cow Disease and let him die of the plague, as long as they pay for their terrible lie (Especially that mother-f**ker, Bob). THEN you'll be Justice Guy.
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Red Vs. Blue : Porno Edition

Or maybe...

Halo: CE - Colon Enlarged
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I shall now proceed to insert my phallic manhood on the unsuspecting rectum of said poster due to falling short of success in something easily seen as to not meet our expectations at causing amusement or laughter.

Put in proper condition or readiness one's opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal, through which the solid refuse of digestion is excreted.
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GRAMMAR HAMMER!!

*That's taking it a BIT too far.
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Oh look, a screenshot of an assasination with a sex joke on it. Never seen that before. What's next, someone going in forge and making porn with weaponry? Like that will ever happen!
/sarcasm
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is it just me or does this picture somehow look patriotic? this the closest we can get to a veterans day submission?!
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1 reply · active 764 weeks ago
If this is going to be THE veterans day submission, then...
then...
then I don't know, I'd be pretty disgusted.
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Thirsty.
Not a very lulzy picture IMO.
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huh... thats not so OH GOD!!!!!
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Hooray! I can always count on Reach captions to leave off on a bad note.
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i love the website is called halolz, but all teh halo pictures are CRAPTastic
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