It’s not that I didn’t think Scott’s prophecy would come to pass… I guess I just didn’t see it happening so QUICKLY!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 10, 2010 · 2:03 PM
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I can see this happening on xbox live…
It's getting hot in here! so take off all yo-OH GOD PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!
So I’m playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she’s crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.
A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don’t know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling “holy shit, YES”, interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell “You don’t even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!” I’m still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever.
I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn’t know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out “FUCK YOU”, and runs out of my house in tears
Xbox kinect,
we know what your doing,
when your doing it,
and how your doing it.
….keep dancing
I'd actually like to see someone wary of webcams spying on them buying a Kinect, then the chaos that would occur five minutes after they realize the Kinect itself was a webcam and not a magical device that a techno-wizard conjured up.
Someone send the troll squad to the forums, telling her that you delete the pics by choosing "post on facebook"
now lets sit back… relax… and wait for the great kinect hack to occur where all pictures from the kinect dancing game appear online (set by category of sex, skin shown, and attractiveness… please o please have an attractiveness category!)
So what's new on Halolz? Oh hey kinect is still a steaming pile of turd what a suprise!
Seriously now: Yeah I thought of VGCats immediately too.
Again I bring this question long from the dead.
Is this not how you're supposed to play it? So on that note… anyone up for a game?
Best/worst post in the forum:
"If you send them to me, I can find which ones they are by the file name and delete them from the database servers. I work at Harmonics, so you'll be fine."
Looks like he was caught -- IN THE FLESH! OHHHHHHH- yeah it was lame…
Is it just me, or has there been an odd consistency of win submissions?
Guile's Theme makes people do some strange things…
HA!
i gotta say this is definitely one of the funniest posts ive seen in a looooooooooong time..
people playing kinect… what sort of craziness will these comedians think of next?
Dance-off pants-off.
I wonder how long it will take before there's a "Sexiest Kinetic Pictures" thread/website..
woulda been better as a csi
Looks like he was caught
*shades*
In the flesh
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
And back then girls weren't allowed to run around in their under-roose and some-such, they had to wear clothes. And the sky was bluer, and Nintendo was the greatest, most original game company of all time, mostly because they were practically the only one.
1.) Get your girlfriend drunk
2.) Trick your scantily clad girlfriend into playing a strip version of a Kinect game while taking pictures
3.) ????
4.) PROFIT!!!
Do a Barrel Roll?
TITS OR GTFO
But it wouldn't have been nearly as funny.
Trying to think of something clever, the only thing I can come up with is:
That's hot.
Unless the poster is a guy, then that's not cool.
Are those the same days where "sex" was classified as "doing the horizontal dance in bed"?
The funny thing is, a thought of somebody ending up in a situation like this crossed my mind while my friends and I were discussing the Kinect.
Then after that thought, I started thinking that people would probably start making porn games for the Kinect.
I really need to get off the internet more.
SOLD!
BWAHAHA, that’s too good.
Waaaaaait wait wait wait. Leo is a character created by Scott. Ergo, one could argue that Leo, being an extension of Scott's mind and personality, is part of Scott himself.
Are you suggesting Scott touches himself? And, more importantly, does this still work if we touch Scott's butt?