Hey yeah… wait a minute. What is he naturally immune or something? No wonder he’s the only one brave enough to leave the saferoom!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 4, 2010 · 5:11 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (144 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5)
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Advice Meme, Capcom, Dead Rising, Drugs & Alcohol, PC, Playstation, Xbox 360, Zombies

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36 Responses to “NEVER USE ZOMBREX ONCE”

  1. Jet_Sparrow on November 4th, 2010 5:22 am

    Search for Zombrex for Katey

    Ride a pink tricycle


  2. Mythrrinthael on November 4th, 2010 5:24 am

    Silly Shawn, it's a zombie bash-'em-up gorefest…You're not supposed to use your brain beyond "I wonder if I could D.I.Y. this into a bizarrely effective weapon". Using it any more would reveal glaring plotholes. And lure more zombies, of course (BRRRAAAAAAIIIINNSS).

  3. rory_m on November 4th, 2010 6:22 am

    That's cause chuck…IS A ZOMBIE!!!!!

    It probably makes sense!

  4. General_Asshat on November 4th, 2010 6:55 am

    Guys, its Capcom, they make stories the same way tumble-dryers make mashed potatoes. :P

  5. Psychopatrick88 on November 4th, 2010 6:56 am

    I like to look at it as it only counts if it happens in a cutscene. So, if Chuck doesn't get bit in a cutscene, he didn't get bit period. He's just that damn awesome.

  6. DTurboKiller on November 4th, 2010 7:59 am

    Lets not even mention how the survivors you rescue get bitten countless times and you have no worries bringing them to the safehouse at the risk of turning into the undead and raping everyone inside.

    Yes Officer, it's totally safe for them to come inside, they only have more holes than a swiss cheese, now take care of my daughter, she only has a little scratch-- DON'T POINT THAT THING TO HER GODDAMN SHE'S A LITTLE GIRL YOU BASTARD

  7. Darth_Destro on November 4th, 2010 8:28 am

    Clearly, the heros of any Zombie bloodbath are immune to the various bites and scratches inflicted upon them. You're only going to become infected if:

    A) No one really cares about you.
    B) At any point someone wishes you would turn, just so they could shoot you.

  8. LinkyBS on November 4th, 2010 9:39 am

    You know why? Zombrex is a straight shot of Vitamin C and Alcohol! As evidenced by Dead Rising, Orange Juice and Alcohol totally negate the Zombie Infection. Chuck should use his brain and cure Katie with Orange Juice and Whiskey

  9. MasqueNoMercy on November 4th, 2010 10:48 am

    if you are exposed to something long enough you sometimes gain immunity… flu shots are just really weak strains of the flu so your body gets used to it and can provide antibodies to combat getting ill.

    so in a zombie apocalypse remember: get bitten as many times as you can and the worst that will happen is you just become a carrier turning everyone you know and love into zombies, but you will survive, probably with the help of a wise cracking biker, war veteran, and gamer chick :D

  10. MorningMoon on November 4th, 2010 11:32 am

    Look at your zombie cure, now back to mine now back to your zombie cure, NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, Zombrex isn't Juice and Alcohol, but if it stopped using lady scented science it could be like Juice and Alcohol. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a safe room with the ingredients for a massive cheap zombie cure. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a baseball bat-cage with two tickets to that thing you love with the zombies. Look again, the tickets are now Chainsaw kayak paddles. Anything is possible when your drink has lots and lots of Alcohol. I'm naked on a tricycle.

  11. Seto_Kaiba on November 4th, 2010 3:04 pm

    You all don't understand mythology/religion AT ALL.

    In the beginning was the Falcon. He looked upon the formless void and said, "SHOW ME YA MOVES!" Obviously, the universe showed him its moves and created itself. However, because everything in the universe had shown its moves, the universe was reborn, by simple definition. But by being reborn, all moves would be shown again. Thus, the MOVES paradox was born. Because the Captain did not want this paradox to exist, he created his right hand man: Wolf O'Donnel. Wolf said to the paradox, "Can't let you do that, paradox!" and the paradox stopped immediately.

    Upon ceasing the paradox, the Captain took measures to prevent the MOVES paradox from ever happening again. He created several more guardians in addition to Wolf to protect the moves from being shown too often. These guardians were: Snake, Kamina, Kamina's sunglasses, Pyro, and Batman. However, Wolf became jealous because he knew that the other guardians would sometimes let the universe do that. He betrayed the Captain and fell from grace, taking the playstation 3 and the previous non-red-ringable x box with him to the space beneath Mute city, where they remained there for a millennium. It was at the 1,000 anniversary that the millennium items came into being after Kamina's glasses decided to let the desert do that.

    But, Wolf was right. The guardians occasionally let the universe do that. Every time the universe did it, something "unspeakable" (also known as "unmanly") happened, like the creation of Sniper's Van. ZOMBREX was another example of something "unspeakable". Yet, its creation was too much from its local guardian, Batman. He used his speakable (therefore, "manly") powers to create Frank West as the COUNTER to ZOMBREX.

    Therefore, if you all simply knew your history, you'd know that the gentleman depicted in the post is actually the antithesis to the aforementioned zombie cure. If he administered the cure to himself, then the universe may contract on itself and begin the MOVES paradox all over again. It's quite likely to happen, too; Mr. West has too much alcohol to have any semblance of being mentally functional in positive decision making.

  12. Navy_Pheonix on November 4th, 2010 5:35 pm

    You bit? Here, take this 24-hour zombie cure and come with me to the saferoom, where there are at least another 35 people, the military gets here in 3 days.

  13. Spartan_Laser on November 4th, 2010 9:40 pm

    Bitch be trippin balls!!!

  14. DM1293 on November 4th, 2010 11:00 pm

    Be Surrounded By Hundreds Of Zombies

    Fuck Armor, I'll Wear That Green One Piece I Saw In The Borat Movie

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