The life of a ten year old is a lot harder than I remember…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 22, 2010 · 8:28 AM 
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87 Responses to “[VIDEO] Pokémon Apokélypse”

  1. Tael on September 22nd, 2010 8:34 am

    Judging from the amount of money in that case, the whole lot could probably get ash a lemonade.

  2. Not_anon on September 22nd, 2010 8:47 am

    I remember seeing this on the forums, IT'S STILL FREAKIN FUNNY NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I WATCH IT.

  3. DarthShadow91 on September 22nd, 2010 9:17 am

    Is that……… that bald guy supposed to be Giovanni?

    [broken link]

  4. Lordshadow on September 22nd, 2010 9:34 am

    But where'd he find time for all this with that busy schedule he has of standing on Mount Silver?

  5. Chris on September 22nd, 2010 9:55 am

    So glad to be watching it in it's full splendour rather than the blurry, camera captured thing we've all seen that doesn't quite capture the cheesy effects.

    I think MewTwo making somebody shoot themselves in the head is the most awesome thing I've seen.

  6. Dimomarg on September 22nd, 2010 10:11 am

    I prepared for trouble. I wasn't prepared enough.

  7. Annonith on September 22nd, 2010 10:17 am

    Heeelllo Shawn's sense of humor!
    …Gooodbyeee Shawn's sense of humor!
    Oh hello again Shawn's sense of humor!

    Seriously when this is going to stop?

  8. Nick Soapdish on September 22nd, 2010 10:22 am

    6 seconds in, newspaper picture of a kid beating the Elite 4:
    Oldest ten year old I have ever seen in my life.

  9. Nick Soapdish on September 22nd, 2010 10:28 am

    Lack of Gary mother-fucking Oak is the most disturbing part.
    They totally ignored his girth.

  10. PewnyPL on September 22nd, 2010 10:34 am

    If that movie was real, this would be something I would surely watch in cinema.
    But wait is that bald guy supposed to be Giovanni? The hell?

  11. Cypher on September 22nd, 2010 10:55 am

    I didn't know ten year olds had scruffy beards.

    Damn steroids..

  12. Acrazymonke on September 22nd, 2010 11:10 am

    I'm sorry but the only way I would watch this movie
    is if I be trippin balls!

  13. Tifakitteh on September 22nd, 2010 12:16 pm

    Team Rocket finally look badass! Also Giovanni is played by Lex Luthor.

    And who is the guy at the beginning, telling Ash "Ash, there are no more masters"? Wouldn't that be Gary?

  14. Brawling Bouse on September 22nd, 2010 12:40 pm

    This wouldn't happen if Gary Motherfuckin' Oak was there!

  15. NekoKnight on September 22nd, 2010 1:36 pm

    Team Rocket are now competent villains with assault rifles? The only way this could be better is if Meowth popped out of a large cake at a party, wearing a suit, hat and shades, and gunning down all the trainers with his Gatling gun. Finally in the wake of the carnage Meowth smokes on his cigar, says in his best Duke Nukem voice "Meowth that's right." and flicks the cigar to the ground.

  16. Kijame on September 22nd, 2010 1:49 pm

    It's a win in my book. Talk about integrating real-life rules into Pokemon. Or vice versa? And holy cow Mewtwo makes people kill themselves now. That's what should have happened all along, eh?

    Interestingly enough, of all Pokemon shown, Pikachu looked the least like itself. On purpose, or was it too hard to do?

  17. MasqueNoMercy on September 22nd, 2010 1:52 pm

    they should have tortured brock by opening his eyes

  18. vatonnage on September 22nd, 2010 3:14 pm

    You can't die in Pokemon battles! You faint even if your opponent rapid fires spikes at your face or headbutts you with a steel cranium!

  19. XPengooX64 on September 22nd, 2010 4:24 pm

    Saw this yesterday, even aftyer watching this 6 times…


  20. Missinko009 on September 22nd, 2010 4:42 pm

    Pokémon Apokélypse: Coming Summer 2012
    The World Isn't So Black & White

  21. Mentlegen on September 22nd, 2010 4:50 pm

    Meowth: "It costs 400 thousand pokédollars to use Submachine Gun move…for 12 rounds.

    Meowth-ho ho ho ho- that's right!"

  22. Axel_X on September 22nd, 2010 5:01 pm

    TM 16

    I believe it's called Pay Day…

  23. Axel_X on September 22nd, 2010 5:04 pm

    Looks like Ash
    Caught some trouble!

  24. MoG on September 22nd, 2010 8:11 pm

    Who wouldnt trade pickachu for loads of cash. Think about it. 100 thousand poké, go to casino, trade in money for chips, GET PORYGON!

    …and then breed him with ditto………

  25. Tael on September 22nd, 2010 9:17 pm

    To all the people who says this lacked Gray Oak:

    I believe you should check the news ticker at 0:16

  26. Grammar Nazi Ghost on September 22nd, 2010 9:30 pm

    I'd make a witty comment, but I'm still stunned from the motherfucking awesomeness of this video.

    I'm serious, if Gary Oak appeared it in I probably would have been killed by sheer amount of epic.

  27. Sir_Nox on September 22nd, 2010 11:32 pm

    Okay…So when did Voldemort start running a pokemon fighting syndicate?

  28. A_Creative_Name on September 23rd, 2010 12:15 am

    If I had a Charizard, I'd start smocking just to use it as a lighter.

  29. GuessWho666 on September 23rd, 2010 1:42 am

    Prepare for me and make it double.

  30. Combatbeaver on September 23rd, 2010 12:29 pm

    or…in more musical words:
    rel="nofollow">United States of Nope.mp3

  31. Bagmanson on September 23rd, 2010 10:38 pm

    Pikachu looks like a dead rat :|

  32. Nitsuaeno on October 29th, 2010 6:51 pm

    I would love to watch this movie it would be so freaking epic! But when I look at pikachu it reminds me of a SPORE Creature and seeing snorlax furry… is just… bleh

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