Sexual innuendo. Priceless!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 3, 2010 · 12:06 PM 
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Adult Situations, Audio Clips, Musical, Nintendo, Pokémon

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93 Responses to “[AUDIO] The Birds and the Beedrills”

  1. Badonk on August 3rd, 2010 4:16 pm

    Remember kids, always use a Golem

  2. Rockman X on August 3rd, 2010 4:19 pm

    This is the biggest collection of Pokemon related Sexual Innuendo ever!
    Quick! Someone with a scouter!
    What does it say about the innuendo level?!?!?!

  3. Tifakitteh on August 3rd, 2010 4:28 pm

    Pokemon and sex… two things that will never go well together.

  4. codemaster525 on August 3rd, 2010 4:33 pm

    The song should have ended with "Can you diglett?"

  5. Zink120 on August 3rd, 2010 4:42 pm

    Could it be, at the end he said Nidorino because it was the only one he hadn't said?

    This needs investigating! Epic +1s for anyone who lists all the ones he said!!!

  6. ArmyOfMidgets on August 3rd, 2010 4:51 pm

    Looks like this guy's living….

    *puts on shades*

    La vida pokemon.


  7. NekoKnight on August 3rd, 2010 12:57 pm

    Misty wants to have a Sexual Liaison. What do you do?

    NekoKnight checks items: Condoms 0x
    NekoKnight chooses Sex
    Go Metapod!
    Metapod uses Harden. It wasn't very effective…
    Metapod tries to use Stringshot…. but it fails.
    Misty uses Disable, Metapod can no longer use Stringshot.
    NekoKnight Struggles
    NekoKnight is badly poisoned.
    NekoKnight faints.

  8. dekuskrub1 on August 3rd, 2010 5:02 pm

    remember kids, always use protect, but be careful if used repeatedly, it may fail

  9. Junocis on August 3rd, 2010 1:04 pm

    He should've rocksmashed his way to her heart.

  10. Gamage on August 3rd, 2010 5:04 pm

    This can't be a fair Pokemon battle, he had WAY more then 6 Pokemon in his roster.

  11. Marzen on August 3rd, 2010 5:07 pm

    I tried coming up with a joke involving sex and pokemon.

    Only thing I could think of was date rape involving hypnosis. I'm going to hell aren't I?

  12. BurnoutSpartan on August 3rd, 2010 5:54 pm

    STD's! Gotta catch em all!

  13. Dimomarg on August 3rd, 2010 1:59 pm

    Rap? On MY halolz?
    It's more likely than you think
    Gentlemen, we have a problem.

  14. Alpar on August 3rd, 2010 3:11 pm

    Now imagine a casual-non-Pokemon-playing prostitute/pimp listening to this song.

    And you are now thinking of how much they don't understand.

    See how much videogames educate after all? :D

  15. Elokin21 on August 3rd, 2010 3:13 pm

    Here's the lyrics if anyone wants them.

  16. spaghettiweegee on August 3rd, 2010 7:34 pm

    Everything I know about sex I learned from Professor Oak. Wait, that's a bad thing?

  17. Ivan102 on August 3rd, 2010 9:08 pm

    And I though breeding was hard.

  18. fmarulz on August 3rd, 2010 10:30 pm

    now I am officialy poke-mind raped : D

  19. Taiho on August 3rd, 2010 10:55 pm

    Pokemon is for kids.

  20. MasterLuigi452 on August 3rd, 2010 11:21 pm

    Dare I say…
    EPIC WIN!!

  21. AuraMaster on August 4th, 2010 12:08 am

    TheWhiteLicorice (henceforth TWL): Let's get this thing recorded.
    TWL used Metronome!
    TWL: Okay, keep that tempo. Give me a beat, Politoed.
    POLITOED used Belly Drum!
    TWL: Awesome. Here we go.
    TWL used Sing!

  22. TehVortex on August 4th, 2010 12:18 am

    Reminds me of that time my girlfriend used Flash.
    I responded with Growl, then Horn Attack.

    But I missed.

  23. Nick Soapdish on August 4th, 2010 2:49 am

    We can all learn from this man's song. The biggest lesson to be learnt is:
    "If a girl falls asleep on you during sex do not fret.
    It is the perfect time to deliver suprise buttsecks."

  24. Not_anon on August 4th, 2010 3:58 am

    I just love its cheering of joy.

  25. Tael on August 4th, 2010 6:40 am

    Get dumped.
    Win the internet.

  26. RayzaB on August 4th, 2010 7:00 am

    Aww, poor guy.

  27. Missinko009 on August 4th, 2010 12:10 pm


    That's what I named him last time. He's mine and there's nothing he can do 'bout it.

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