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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 2, 2010 · 7:49 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (205 votes, average: 4.16 out of 5)
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71 Responses to “[VIDEO] The Heavy Gang”

  1. FoxyMayo on August 2nd, 2010 7:51 pm

    Well… that was random.

    Not enough sandviches though.


    69 GET!!

  2. Kamelot on August 2nd, 2010 11:56 pm

    To right!
    To left! (right)

  3. Not_anon on August 2nd, 2010 11:57 pm

    This whole video makes me feel uncomfortable in a special way.

  4. Hakokoro on August 3rd, 2010 12:08 am

    So…many..heavies..to backstab

  5. Nick Soapdish on August 3rd, 2010 12:20 am

    Message is credits to video!

  6. Lord Grammar Nazi on August 2nd, 2010 8:25 pm

    Did they really need to kill that Heavy? I mean, all he did was mess up the dance. It's not like he made a grammatical error or something.

    Also, I just noticed I'm at 69!

  7. Alpar on August 3rd, 2010 12:42 am

    Imagine the Budget VALVe has to pay to keep the Heavies from being hungry.

  8. Roflcopter419 on August 3rd, 2010 12:43 am


  9. fmarulz on August 3rd, 2010 12:59 am

    there is not enough sandwich for all those heavies O.o

  10. FrEEz on August 3rd, 2010 1:02 am

    Why is this rated so low? I lol'd at the spy with the heavies :D

    *slowly backs away*

  11. Marzen on August 3rd, 2010 1:11 am

    Spy: "Heheheh, so many heavies. It's like Spy heave- oh, that guy was out of step. Well isn't he- oh my god what are they- OH GOD. Oh god I gotta get the fuck outta here"

  12. AuraMaster on August 2nd, 2010 9:13 pm

    We're gonna need a lot of sunglasses to withstand that shine.

  13. spaghettiweegee on August 3rd, 2010 1:27 am

    Heavy Bunshin No Jutsu!

  14. TheFancyPants on August 3rd, 2010 1:55 am


  15. L3re7z on August 3rd, 2010 2:09 am

    Heavies: MEDIC! MEDIC! DOCTOR!
    Medic: Nein. *neck elongates*

  16. SnowKatana on August 3rd, 2010 2:31 am

    That's a hell of a game of Simon Says.
    You lose you DIE and the spy wanted none of that once he found out the rules.

  17. LeoTheProdigy on August 3rd, 2010 2:44 am


  18. CakeBard on August 3rd, 2010 2:58 am


  19. Not_anon on August 3rd, 2010 3:16 am


  20. Kirby_Emprer on August 2nd, 2010 11:30 pm

    question. why did valve make it so the heavy can only take one bite of his sandvich at a time :( also i can imagine the scout in the beggining randomly turning into odd scout to scare the heavies away.

  21. Not_anon on August 3rd, 2010 3:46 am

    that HEAVY at 1:14 is a spy.

  22. Tifakitteh on August 3rd, 2010 3:49 am

    I got an easy solution for that spy. Go Backstab the Simon, leading Heavy. Then all others have to legitimately drop dead. Or get killed by the others for not doing it.

    … But the others would be dead… so… some heavy face-raping action then?

  23. Dr. Furry on August 3rd, 2010 4:04 am

    i loled especially at teh coolfaces part, it made no sense

  24. Daifuku on August 3rd, 2010 4:43 am

    Saxton Hale himself personally constructed more pylons for this Heavy Rush.

    With his bare damn hands.

  25. Killamakaze on August 3rd, 2010 6:35 am

    'Uh, a little help?'
    'Niet!' *neck elongates*

    (I don't know if I spelled niet right, I doubt I did)

  26. spaghettiweegee on August 3rd, 2010 4:23 pm

    RED Side Story (Original Soundtrack)
    When You're a Heavy


    When you're Heavy guy,
    Heavy guy you will be,
    if you cross me, you die
    via bullets from me.

    If you touch Sasha,
    then it's you I wil slay,
    I'll shoot you in the head,
    and then cart you away.

    My fists are like steel,
    and so I am respected.
    Sandvitches are my meal,
    I eat them as directed.

    It's my directive!

    We are Heavies, and, yeah, we're gonna beat
    every last buggin' class while we're talking in 1337!
    And if we can't, we'll, simply, start to, cheaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!

  27. cAlTh3MAd on August 9th, 2010 8:38 am

    I guess the Spy hadn't anticipated that there would be…

    *puts on shades*…check


    is it bad that I feel epic for finally using an over-used joke? ;/

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