Pokémon Chat Roulette

If there was one Pokémon I’d expect to see on ChatRoulette… it would definitely be Abra! Of course if that kid really wanted to catch it he should have been holding DOWN + B.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 29, 2010 · 10:08 AM 
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60 Responses to “Pokémon Chat Roulette”

  1. Leo058 on April 29th, 2010 2:42 pm

    But Miltank is showing tits.

  2. Leo058 on April 29th, 2010 2:44 pm

    Shawn, I think no one can see this one either. I got here via Twitter.

  3. Arb on April 29th, 2010 11:11 am

    It seems like Abra -shades- didn’t like his pokeballs.

  4. MrRaccoon on April 29th, 2010 3:33 pm

    Silly stranger, don't you know? A real pokemon trainer will have tits under catch pokemon in their list of priorities anytime!

    Good thing I'm not a pokemon trainer

  5. Spolin on April 29th, 2010 4:37 pm

    Really, all he had to do was use a MASTER BALL.

  6. Shawn Handyside on April 29th, 2010 4:50 pm

    Grr site why are you breaking all of a sudden??

    I guess I could turning caching off again, but it may make everything load slower.

  7. Random_Man on April 29th, 2010 1:02 pm

    Obviously his Mewtwo was learning from Capt. Falcon to learn the SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS attack, if it had been the Falcon though it wouldn't have failed.

  8. Random_Man on April 29th, 2010 1:05 pm


  9. sskye on April 29th, 2010 5:07 pm
  10. Shawn Handyside on April 29th, 2010 5:07 pm

    Wow my reply to you didn't save either…

    Dammit site stop breaking!

  11. EphEphEcksIII on April 29th, 2010 5:17 pm

    Not only are they tits but they are also fetish tits……lactation.

  12. SolarZero on April 29th, 2010 5:30 pm

    With a complete suit with the battle, dude just couldn't figure it out huh?

    If it was me, I would of used Attract.

  13. aimless_void on April 29th, 2010 5:42 pm

    Of course now I have to find a way to teach my Mewtwo that move….

  14. OrionX on April 29th, 2010 5:49 pm

    The stranger was obviously a Ditto. He just wanted to get some.

  15. TehVortex on April 29th, 2010 6:32 pm

    That or Kratos is finally hitting back for being poked fun of so many times.

  16. TehVortex on April 29th, 2010 6:35 pm

    Stranger threw out Mewtwo!
    Mewtwo used Taunt.
    Abra can no longer use Teleport!

    Abra used struggle…

  17. TehVortex on April 29th, 2010 6:37 pm

    And fulfils her constant urge for exhibitionism. Though she's quickly discovering that lowering the male's accuracy doesn't work in her favour.

  18. MasqueNoMercy on April 29th, 2010 6:47 pm

    this is one of those ideas what just should be done more often… better than all the wild penises out there

  19. Roflcopter419 on April 29th, 2010 7:06 pm

    Can't let you post those, comments.

  20. King_Leonidas on April 29th, 2010 7:11 pm


  21. Alpar on April 29th, 2010 7:18 pm

    That's what you get for putting Wolfites in charge of the IntenseDebate comment system.

    And what IS it with Wolfites and Gravatars?

  22. Alpar on April 29th, 2010 7:19 pm

    This boy is obvsiouly a n00b on the Internet.

    Of COURSE the Abra fled. What part of "Females don't exist on the Internet" didn't he get?

  23. BoxeyBrown on April 29th, 2010 7:27 pm

    Well, obviously someone doesn't aspire to be the best, like no one ever was…

  24. TCC on April 29th, 2010 7:43 pm

    Become a meme.

    Piss everyone off.

  25. TCC on April 29th, 2010 7:43 pm

    MADNESS?! MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. TCC on April 29th, 2010 7:48 pm

    that's all ditto is good for now anyway. -,-

  27. Daifuku on April 29th, 2010 7:54 pm


  28. Xenomorph42Q on April 29th, 2010 8:45 pm

    Abra should have put on their robe and wizard hat

  29. A_R_ on April 29th, 2010 8:47 pm

    Chat Roulette used STOMP.
    CdiGanon fainted!

  30. MrRaccoon on April 29th, 2010 9:06 pm

    They exist, they're of the rare kind, like Lugia and Deoxis

  31. SEGA_Uranus on April 29th, 2010 5:58 pm

    So she always lowers your accuracy and brightens up dark caves? =o

  32. Kirby_Emprer on April 29th, 2010 10:06 pm

    Mewtwo used rape!
    A wild lucario appeared!
    Lucario and Mewtwo used double team!
    *puts on rorschach mask* WHERES MAH FACE!…. I MEAN WHAT DO YOU SEE???!!!

  33. BlueChameleon on April 29th, 2010 10:16 pm

    I wish I was an Abra on Chat Roulette, so I could teleport before anyone had a chance to get their balls out.

  34. Daifuku on April 29th, 2010 6:33 pm

    Nah, all the Wolf jokes are uniting and not letting the cache do that.

  35. Daifuku on April 29th, 2010 6:34 pm

    Stranger, learn to Pokemon!

  36. Jacotify on April 30th, 2010 12:20 am

    Your doing it wrong!

  37. Kevvo on April 30th, 2010 12:22 am

    (Pulls you out of the bottomless pit)
    Oh wait…

  38. Kirby_Emprer on April 29th, 2010 11:42 pm

    Mewtwo used rape!
    A wild lucario appeared!
    Lucario and Mewtwo used double team!

  39. Gamage on April 30th, 2010 4:03 am

    The only way to catch an abrahttp://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=8

  40. Jacotify on April 30th, 2010 8:48 am

    DOWN + B Is OP!

  41. Alpar on April 30th, 2010 8:42 pm

    Link or you are Spy.

  42. MrRaccoon on April 30th, 2010 9:16 pm

    *Tifakitteh alerted the horde*
    Run for your life before the awkward situations start!

  43. 511_Tactical on June 14th, 2010 12:26 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I laughed so hard I peed just a little!

  44. Missinko009 on July 1st, 2010 3:36 pm

    Should've picked Diglett. Arena trap FTW!!!

    Then, I'd use Attract, Captivate, Earthquake, & Rest.
    They're all my "technical" maneuvers. He he he…

    Damn, being a noob and all, I can't seem to figure out how to post a picture link in a comment without link-o-fying it…anyone lend me a hint as to how to do that?

  45. Brandon Scott on July 27th, 2010 12:05 pm

    Pikachu is really the cutest pokemon.”`.

  46. CallsignFox on October 4th, 2010 7:08 pm

    Hmmm, I see that you are all poke'folk, I would have used scaryface, because i am a noob

  47. Cactuspuncher on January 23rd, 2011 1:06 pm

    Hmmmmm… not only is the other guy a total idiot he can't even spell

  48. TheWarpedZoner on June 10th, 2011 11:16 pm

    Mewtwo should have used "harden"

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