Well that’s not very nice!
Another Courage Kratos by Jared Bischoff.
Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 20, 2010 · 11:24 PM |
Categories: Advice Meme, God of War, Overkill, Playstation, Sony, Spiritual Enlightenment · Leave a comment () 30 Comments |
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Your torn head has no place as a flashlight.
But it would make a good coaster for my drink.
Next up:
Sleep with a hot chick, go talk with her husband
See some nice shoes, rip the owner's legs off.
Have Daddy Issues, Kill your entire family
Go to Hell, Break out again
Get Betrayed, Get Even
Ahhmm I wanna make a pun about head lights but i'm not that witty!
/sadrealization
Well, Kratos, this has certainly been…enlightening.
One thing is for sure…
That isn't as shiny as our Falcon's helmet.
Now you're just saying that because a god did that to you, right glowing Kratos head?
RIP OFF KRATOS' HEAD
USE IT FOR A HALOLZ SUBMISSION!
That's how you get aHead in life.
Rip off Zeus' Fingers
Use them as batteries.
Rip off Poseidon's . . .Uhmmm. . . Yea. . .
And use as. . Uhmm… A hose. . . Yea. . .
Duke Nukem version:
"Rip off God's head,
shit down his neck."
Now you're just saying that because a god did that to you, right glowing Kratos head?
Where is your God now, Kratos? Where is he now?
Your pants? Really? No I do not want to see it! That's disgus… wow, that's really shiny. Did you make that yourself?
strangly enough kratos did it because he is scared of the dark
Rip out a Cyclops eye, use it as a bowling ball.
RIP OFF ADVICE DOG
POSTED NEXT DAY ON HALOLZ
come to the light! it's just aHead!