Of course it doesn’t really matter which platform you use… both operating systems are just as effective at spraying bullets at nearby targets!
A modified wallpaper by Wofiel (from Valve’s recent Mac teaser images)

“Hi, I’m a Mac”

Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 9, 2010 · 10:34 AM

(267 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

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Best Friends 4-Eva, PC, Portal, Science/Math, Serious Business, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software

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MassiveDamage on March 9th, 2010 3:39 pm

And I'm a Li- *machinegunned *
Coodoo on March 9th, 2010 3:48 pm

So is a Linux one of those big turrets you need to set up to take down the combine in HL2?
dekuskrub1 on March 9th, 2010 3:59 pm

so is this a crack at mac or pc?
Badonk on March 9th, 2010 4:00 pm

Sure the mac is sleeker and sexier then the mac, but do you really want a platform to talk to you every 3 seconds?

Is anybody there?
i see you!
good…bye….

The worst you get from the PC is calling tech support and them telling you to hit it with a wrench.
OrionX on March 9th, 2010 4:04 pm

So if you simply tip over a Mac, it dies… Huh…
jayc4life on March 9th, 2010 4:08 pm

Funny, that the PC is the sentry, which is more easier hacked than Mac, yet I don't see any Spies sappin' mah Portal Sentry.
shonen413 on March 9th, 2010 4:14 pm

Look like mac
*Puts on shades*
Is "Still Alive"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
RyderJ on March 9th, 2010 4:16 pm

The hell? The original picture was obviously doing the same thing, but with more subtlety. This is just some jerk "explaining" the joke. But the joke was nowhere near hard to grasp.
Draken on March 9th, 2010 4:21 pm

"And I'm Linux!" *proceeds to unload a spray of 50-cal rounds*
CakeBard on March 9th, 2010 4:26 pm

So true…. The Mac is already "kinda awesome" the way it is, but you can't upgrade it and it HAS NO GAME… seeing as you can tip it over and it dies like an old grandma falling down the stairs. PCs are normally crap if you start with the bare basics, but can be transformed with time, love and effort into UNSTOPPABLE KILLING MACHINE!!!!
Roflcopter419 on March 9th, 2010 4:29 pm

I'll stop it!

Can't let you fight that, flame war!
MrRaccoon on March 9th, 2010 4:38 pm

So the turret is the weegee of computers?
Badonk on March 9th, 2010 4:43 pm

plus PC's need a handful of stickies or rockets to beat em

while you can just tip the mac on its side to beat it.
MasqueNoMercy on March 9th, 2010 6:03 pm

aww, this definitly deserves a garrys mod day in the life of a turret type video :-P
ElvaanAlex on March 9th, 2010 4:31 pm

XD Win.
Alpar on March 9th, 2010 9:55 pm

Macs are able to be broken by a small tip.

PC's are not protective to spyware.

Macs cannot be upgraded.

PC's can be placed anywhere.

PC'S WIN.
Taiho on March 9th, 2010 11:46 pm

So your saying that mac wants to kill me?
Daifuku on March 10th, 2010 4:41 am

This is a Unix. Just sayin'
CapnJakeBob on March 10th, 2010 9:18 am

Ah man, this is too awesome.

Does anyone know if there's a 1024x768 or scalable version of that background?
toastwolf117 on March 11th, 2010 1:23 am

PROS
Mac: Sleek, nice looking, user-friendly, cute.
PC: Effective, efficient, upgradable, powerful.
CONS
Mac: Not very effective, expensive, (Or I would imagine Portal turrets would be.) annoying.
PC: Clunky, breaks easily.
GAMES
Mac: Belongs to the greatest puzzle game ever.
PC: Belongs to the greatest multiplayer game ever.
VERDICT,
YOU DECIDE!
AManWithACloak on August 29th, 2011 4:16 am

Please do make a wallpaper of this.