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GREEN HILL ZONE

Matt Damon may be a good actor, but can he run through a loop while collecting rings? Yeah, I didn’t think so. When Sonic’s in a film, he does all his own stunts!
By Colonel Witty Hill (click to see a side by side movie poster comparison)

GREEN ZONE

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 8, 2010 · 11:38 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (112 votes, average: 3.64 out of 5)
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Cover Art, Movies, Nintendo, Sega, Sonic the Hedgehog

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He's a loose-cannon 'hog on the edge that plays by nobody's rules but his own!

...No, seriously...dude defies the laws of gravity on a regular basis.
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omg lol, the first thing i thought of when I saw the name for this movie in the trailer was "Green Hill Zone." I think that this poster was inevidatbly going to be made by someone, and you did an aweseom job, +5.
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I'd see it... and record it... and upload a pirate version on the internets
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As soon as I saw "Sonic" and "film" in the same sentence, I immediately thought of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiEwmiPSmto&fe...
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2 replies · active 796 weeks ago
YOU MIGHT KNOW EVERYTHING I'M GOING TO DO....
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BUT I KNOW EVERYTHING I'M GING TO DO TOO. . .
Wait. . .
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Starring Scout as Knuckles the Echidna! "BONK! Where's my emerald fat cakes?"
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6 replies · active 796 weeks ago
Scouts mom would be Rouge.
You know, since they're both whores.
DID YOU GET IT!?
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I don't get it... hm... Maybe it's because... no not because Rouge has breasts that put human women to shame now... Damn this'll keep me up all night. Not because I don't get it but because I don't understand why Rouge has boobs at all. It's quite disturbing.
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havent you ever heard of the giant titted bat?
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heavy as big?

"vat was that froggy? kill zem all? good idea! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
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No no no. Duke Nukem as Big. It makes sense and sells tickets!

And pushes forward the premiere date...
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Yea, just like Duke Nukem Forever.
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"This Hedgehog is Done Saving Furry Woodland Creatures" is exactly what Sega thought when they gave Sonic a new spin (pun unintended). We will miss you awesome Sonic games we will always await your return...
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I'd compare Sonic to Eddie Murphy. Bankable and his stuff makes money, but stars in a lot of crap and hasn't made anything decent or as good as his early stuff in many many years.
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4 replies · active 796 weeks ago
Who would Eggman be then? That one mexican guy that always seems to be an extra in every movie, including in "YES" where Captain Falcon played the guitar to get him down from the ledge?
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Quick word of wisdom. You replied to the wrong post. But it's alright I forgive you *sniff* It's ok... It's ok...
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How the hell did this happen??? OAO
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But I haven't forgiven him yet! Ahhh!! Now the thread makes no sense!!
Nooooo!!! http://gogaminggiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/...
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It's gonna be just like bourne hedgehogacy series.
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Looks like Sonic...
*Puts on shades*
just screwed the rules
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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