I think DjWindmaster97 may want to make all those Weegee’s frontline infantry…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 26, 2010 · 12:28 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Oh~ I get it
So it's a one man army Rambo style?
If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and…uh…hmm.
FALCON PUNCH! FALCON KICK! HYES!
And then the Weegees were dead and the Captain realized the army had been inside him the whole time.
Frontline, because with no one paying attenion to them, they could easily win ANY war! All Glory to the Spy Luigis.
Actually, it's the perfect plan. The enemy will never know what hit 'em.
Luigi's sapping my Sentry?
Unfortunately, the "heroic" Weegee 9th Platoon was mistaken for the practice dummies.
RIP……..soldiers? I wasn't paying attention to them anyway.
Moves shown.
Reconassaince is the job I'd give 'em… Nobody'd pay attention to them.
Can captain falcon make weegee a true warrior? hmm… maybe math can answer this.
∞+ -∞= 0 …. Weegee is gonna die.
WEEGEE PAWNCH!
WEEGEE KICK!
Wolf won't know what hit him
This would make infiltration in TF2 easy as scout's mom. Then Weegee would kill the other team with THE STARE.
It's a flawless plan.
…Where are the recruits? All I see is Captain Falcon saluting.
The Luigi disguise. Better than a invisibility cloak!
And if they die, we can bury them in the tomb of the Unrecognised Soldier.
actually since he's on the green team he would wipe out everyone… wait… who am I talking about?… someone green… link? o.O
he IS the recruits!
Luigi would make a great stealth unit…..mainly because nobody pays attention to him.
Please pawnch responsibly.
So was today Luigi Day on Halolz or something???
Captain Falcon: I'M ACCEPTING ANYONE! ANYONE! NO? NOBODY WANTS TO JOIN THE FALCON ARMY?
Luigis: We Do! We Do!
Captain Falcon: ANYBODY! JUST SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!! Guess no one is interested.
Luigis: Please! Let us join!
Captain Falcon: I'll just Falcon Pawnch the air *falcon pawnches the luigis by accident*
The Luigi Brigade…
Blue. The fool of the three. Has a very jokey air about him. Specialises in explosives.
White. The quiet type. Likes chess. Super smart and able to turn an army of 100 trolls into babbling idiots.
Green. Scares easily. Able to run past all optical traps and sentrys.
Falcon. The leader of the bunch. Hits you with his special Falcon Punch.
These four bumbling idiots will lead us for great justice and world peace!
Meat shields. And ammunition.
Use Luigi missles wisely!
THE ULTIMATE STEALTH WARRIORS!!!
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now if only I could remember their names… ._.
PLATOON FALL IN
I SAID FALL IN!!!
Where he hell are those guys?
"Sir, we carried out the mission as intructed."
"What's that? I can hear you but I….can't…see you."
"Sir, we're right here."
"Right where? I don't know who you are Private, but I've got my eye on you. Figuratively."
Guys, I just remembered something! Luigi would be the perfect opponent for Wolf! Not only does noone pay attention to him so he's pretty much invisible, but if Wolf would somehow manage to find him, Luigi would just go into the negative zone and turn wolf's tactics around wich would prevent Wolf from preventing Wolf from preventing that wich AARRGH *splode*
Soldier 1:I DON'T SEE THE FRONTLINE!
Soldier 2:This is some good wee-
*BANGBANGBANG*
NO ONE EVER NOTICES WEEGEESQUAD.
Luigi army is now FALCON APPROVED!!!
I realise it's all in fun, but I happen to be in the U.S. Army and serving in a 'frontline infantry' unit, currently deployed to Iraq, as an infantryman.
The Infantry is the heart of the battle. Every other job in the Army came about to support the Infantry in one way or another. We had an army before we had a country. And that army first consisted solely of Infantry. Artillery came next. Then cavalry. Then support jobs began to be incorporated. But the Infantry, Queen of Battle, came first (That's a chess reference, not gender confusion).
An infantryman is expected to be able to, with no more than a few weeks of on-site training, do any other job in the army (save for those which require years of specialised training) that the soldiers normally tasked to those jobs spend months in training for. And the infantryman is expected to do that job just as well. Armorers, supply clerks, radio operators, field medics, combat engineers, fire support technicians, UAV operators, etc etc. If it doesn't require a specific college education (like being a surgeon) then an infantryman is expected to be capable of performing the task to and above all standards.
I understand the joke. I understand it -is- a joke, I even lol'd a bit. I just felt moved to state my case in the aftermath of said lol. Probably because yesterday morning I recieved my Combat Infantryman Badge, awarded after an RPG strike on our little base in the middle of nowhere. Thankfully there were no friendly casualties, but even weeks later that seems more a matter of luck than aptitude on our part or ineptitude on the part of the enemy.
In all honesty, I doubt anybody will even read this. But I do feel better just for the writing of it.
* Stereotypical Gruff Drill Sargent Voice* Frontline Infantry… Frontline Infantry…. Frontline Infantry… Frontline Infantry… *Looks at Kirby* Oh, Me….
@ThePinkSpartan, thank you for your comment. We sometimes seem to make light of things that we haven’t personally experienced, which can be more than a little infair. I appreciated your story. Such retellings help us civilians to better understand the challenges of military life. I feel grateful to all our armed forces, past and present.