And… IT’S GOOD!
Screenshot by Esteban
Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 19, 2010 · 3:44 AM |
Categories: F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Kickin' It, Nintendo, Sports, Super Smash Bros, The Legend of Zelda, Things Are Heating Up, Wii · Leave a comment () 61 Comments |
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Sorry Falcon, Soccer isn't part of the winter games. And now you've destroyed Ganon's dreams of winning the gold in curling.
What this? Something featuring Falcon thats actually funny?!
This is madness!
Why you shouldn't let Falcon play sports. He completley owns the opposite team and breaks everyone's bones… Regardless on which team they're on.
Aaahh Futbol. Much better than Football. Footballs stupid. Futbol's way better.
Ganon kept wondering why the ball got bigger and bigger…..
And then it hit him.
looks like he
*puts cup on*
just hit three balls
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
Captain Falcon makes a goal AGAIN! Tell us Captain, what is your secret?
Captain Falcon: Well, I make sure I get plenty of Falcon SLEEP. In the morning I take a Falcon SHOWER! Then I Falcon EAT my Falcon CRUNCH for Breakfast!
And that's just his dribbling. You don't want to see him shoot.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!
ES UN GOLAZO DE CAPITAN ALCON! SEÑORAS Y SEÑORES! ESTO PONE EL MARCADOR NUEVEMIL UNO A CERO!! PERO NADIE ESPERABA MENOS DE EL GRAN CAPITAN ALCON SI SEÑOR!
Its offficial
Captain Falcon is from Brazil!
FALCON KICK!!
Zindane HEADBUTT!
EXPULSACIOOOOOOON! ESO ES EXPULSACIOOOOON!
How is that even fair for Ganondorf? It's bad enough the FALCON KICK sends the ball flying at well over Mach 2, but the ball is also on FIRE!
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From what little I know of soccer -- oh, Lo siento, futbol -- it is custom to whip off one's shirt after a GOOOOOAAAAAAL! I can only hope the Captain is self aware enough not to blind/kill the other team/his own team/the crowd with his blinding radiance and nipple nipple lazers.
Is it still a goal If the net is broken?
Captain Falcon in sports is OP.
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ENGLAND ENGLAND
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At least he didn't drive the Blue Falcon into it.