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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 11, 2010 · 4:34 PM 
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  1. Someguy5031 on February 11th, 2010 9:58 pm

    No, No! I'm not a pedophile! I just wanted to sap this girls energy so I could shoot bees out of my hands! Wait what are you doing? Put those nightsticks away!

  2. Vabolo on February 11th, 2010 10:17 pm

    Sign #1 for Bioshock 2 would be that you are going around in a diving suit, holding an (unplugged) electric drill in your hand.

  3. clfreak on February 11th, 2010 10:29 pm

    Actually, your first sign would be that you believe this to be relevant in this situation (or ever). Sign 2 is that you start trying to choose an option (manually).
    Sign 3: social awkwardness has nothing on causing a small girl to flee from you in terror simply because you were standing there staring at her, muttering about the advantages of which choice to make.

  4. Alfa on February 11th, 2010 10:40 pm

    Sign #3: When your heart stops working after someone close to you says ''code yellow''.

  5. VideoGameGeek on February 11th, 2010 10:42 pm

    Sign #3: Walking around with a gigantic drill.

  6. Nicholas Copernicus on February 11th, 2010 10:47 pm

    This is Chris Hansen, with a PSA on a new, dangerous pedophile.

    It appears that there is a crazed man wearing a 20th century diving suit walking around with a drill in one hand and his fingers seizuring in the other, preying on little girls wearing dresses. If you see a man fitting any of this description, please, keep your children far away and alert the authorities immediately. Thank you.

  7. Juledawg on February 11th, 2010 11:00 pm

    Big Daddy = Armored pedophile

  8. XxZulaxX on February 11th, 2010 11:29 pm

    I think this could be a trap… but I could be wrong. :D

  9. DClaw on February 11th, 2010 11:31 pm

    So you have a choice:

    Either become a pedophile (Y)
    Or become a child murderer (X)

    …I'll take X….It's more MANLY! Plus, it will look good on my criminal record!

    What would YOU choose?

  10. Warlord Senax on February 12th, 2010 12:13 am

    Bioshock 2 owners, ASSEMBLE!
    Senax, standing by!

  11. SacroSankt on February 12th, 2010 12:40 am

    Have a seat, right over there, would you kindly?

  12. JohnPoe on February 12th, 2010 2:44 am

    Signs of spending too much time on the internet.

    #1: Immediately associating any little girl you see with Chris Hansen.

  13. ArmyOfMidgets on February 11th, 2010 9:59 pm

    *presses Y*
    *Chris Hansen appears*

  14. Juledawg on February 12th, 2010 3:08 am

    Only this big daddy will be protecting her from those darned boys!
    Girl: Oh no! Dad's home!
    Boy: So?
    Girl: He's VERY protective!
    Boy: It's not like we were doing anythi-
    -- Big daddy bursts through the door and impales boy with drill --

  15. GullibleGregory on February 12th, 2010 4:17 am
  16. MexicanJuice on February 12th, 2010 4:49 am

    Why is she so cute?!

  17. Nick Soapdish on February 11th, 2010 11:50 pm

    But officer! I was only going to give her this giant syringe so she could use it on corpses.

    On a side note every time I see the Big Daddy in Bioshock 2 I keep seeing Bomberman. Once it is seen it truly cannot be unseen!

  18. Techercizer on February 12th, 2010 3:27 am

    I hate the new faffbook how do I log in>??????????!!1111

  19. ViperXFX on February 14th, 2010 6:14 pm

    I just had the same problem yesterday… then i screamed and ran way while told everybody: watch out for the big daddy!!!

  20. goldensun87 on February 26th, 2010 5:47 am

    I will never be able to un-see this…

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