‘ficial Instructions Comic

Before you start playing Left4Dead 2, you may want to review Ellis’ ‘ficial instructions one more time!
By my nemesis Scott Smith of Slackerz

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 15, 2009 · 4:48 PM 
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Artistic, Left 4 Dead, Sequential Art, Serious Business, Tips & Tricks, Valve Software

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65 Responses to “‘ficial Instructions Comic”

  1. Aidan on November 15th, 2009 10:11 pm

    Lit'racy is more impurtunt in a videa game than the gameplay, good thung Slackarz picked up tha fact

  2. BlueChameleon on November 15th, 2009 10:13 pm

    I'll tell you what he missed from his 'ficial instructions:


  3. Link_09 on November 15th, 2009 10:15 pm

    Keel all sunsa beetches, dats mai 'ficial instructions

  4. RyderJ on November 15th, 2009 10:30 pm

    I'm beginning to mix up Ellis with Scooter from Borderlands.

    "Keel awl sunza bitchiz. HEY COME GETCHA SOME WHEELS."

  5. clfreak on November 15th, 2009 10:56 pm

    His name is Ellis? (Totally missed that memo)
    Also I kept reading 'ficial as 'Fickle' >.>

  6. DClaw on November 15th, 2009 11:06 pm

    Included in this book is:
    How to maek a chokolete helicotper from zombe arms
    How to kill a zombe with a toothpik

  7. DClaw on November 15th, 2009 6:06 pm

    Included in this book is:
    How to maek a chokolete helicotper from zombe arms
    How to kill a zombe with a toothpick
    Finding Peelz

  8. Miketuu on November 15th, 2009 11:26 pm

    But if I keel all sunz ah bitchez, they gunna ban me…. SO NOT FICIAL

  9. Techercizer on November 15th, 2009 11:44 pm


  10. Tenck on November 16th, 2009 12:03 am

    …how come whenever I look at Ellis, I can imagine him running really fast with a headset and baseball bat going "WANANANANANANANA! BOINK!"

    With his voice like that though, he's like a cross between the scout and engi >.>;

  11. MyApologies on November 16th, 2009 12:08 am

    I 'Ficially hate ellis.

  12. Ataeru on November 16th, 2009 12:19 am

    Noble 1: I do say chap, that southern boy is not able to pronounce official correctly.
    Noble 2:yes, that is quite funny old bean.
    Both nobles: Ha *puts on monocle*

    Umm… yeah… i did not find that funny.
    when you hear yall or some other slang every day, it does not even come up on the funny meter.

  13. pinecone2654 on November 16th, 2009 12:59 am

    Only difference is Ellis deals horses, not cars :P

  14. pinecone2654 on November 16th, 2009 1:00 am

    I'm 'ficially confused here, but I love this comic for some reason.. CHEERS :D

  15. MrRaccoon on November 16th, 2009 1:24 am

    "Bonk all sons of beetches, that's my 'ficial intructions"

    "Put 98% of chocolate on chocolate helicopters, that's my 'ficial recipe"

  16. Jet_Sparrow on November 16th, 2009 1:44 am

    Am I the only one who though "OBJECTION!" in panels 9 and 10? Probably? Ok.

  17. Badonk on November 16th, 2009 1:54 am

    Its 'ficial top hats make everything better

  18. Paulrus-Keaton? on November 16th, 2009 4:20 am

    You can almost hear the banjos twanging in Ellis' voice.

  19. GameboyPATH on November 16th, 2009 1:12 am

    1. Kill all sons 'a bitches.
    2. Repeat step 1.
    3. ????
    4. PROFIT!!!!

  20. Daifuku on November 16th, 2009 9:08 am

    Oh great, another shot at a Southern accent. Everyone's just mad because they can't pick themselves a Georgia peach with their city boy talk >:P

  21. luigiforVP on November 16th, 2009 9:15 am

    BONK all sons 'a bitches that's my ficial intructions

  22. Leo058 on November 16th, 2009 7:04 pm

    Irrefutably. *leans back in comfy chair*

  23. CaptainBaconMan on November 16th, 2009 7:59 pm

    Come on Handyside, you know Slackerz are two wild and crazy guys.

  24. Sandbag on November 16th, 2009 9:37 pm

    New meme?

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