YOU KIDS TODAY! WITH YOUR EIGHT FOOT SWORDS AND YOUR SPIKEY HAIR AND YOUR MATERIA SLOTS. GET OFF MY LAWN!!
Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 11, 2009 · 12:59 AM |
Categories: Final Fantasy, Incoming Transmission, Playstation, Square Enix, The Simpsons / Futurama, TV Shows · Leave a comment () 84 Comments |
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I should make one of these. I'll call it "Young Man Yells at Half-Assed Photoshop".
BACK IN MAH DAYS ALL YOU NEEDED WAS A GOOD PUNCH, NOW YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND IN YOUR GAY CLOTHINGS AND YOUR WEAPONS AND MAGIC!
You kids today with your photoshop and your lack of interest to use it properly.
I should think that it would be Cloud yelling at one of the more recent Final Fantasy protagonists:
"You kids today with your metrosexual appearances and whiny voices!"
Damn you woman! Don't spurn an old man's advances so easy! I have a half a bottle full of Viagra and some smooth jazz to set the mood!
Wha? your a dood?!?
This looks shoped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
STOP BEING EMO!
…AND YOUR GIRLY FACES, AND YOUR GODMODING, AND YOUR GROUP-GAMEPLAY, AND YOUR EVEN GIRLIER NEMESIS, AND YOUR MASS OF LEATHER AND BELTS, AND YOUR MANLY WOMEN….
Yells: DAMMIT CLOUD JUST F*CK HER ALREADY!!
Her boobs make Ultimate Weapon look small, what the hell is wrong with you?
Damn kids with your giant monsters and you random encounters!
Well, someone had to do it.
Back in my day, Overcompensationg was the hippest thing around!
Cripes, I saw this in a "You Laugh You Lose" topic a while ago. It was a couple of months old too, and based around 4chan.
"BLOW ME!"
Well, at least old man is not yelling at Cloud of Darkness. That would end badly o_o
Back in the day, we didn't take no stinkin turns! We were told to start and then we BEAT THE CRAP out of each other!
Back in the old days, a man was a man and a woman was a woman. It was easy to differenciate them too. CURSE YOU JAPAN!!! COURSE YOU AND YOUR RPGS!!!111
BACK IN MY DAY, WE ONLY HAD SIX CLASSES TO CHOOSE FROM, 8-BITS, AND BLOOPS AND BLIPS TO LISTEN TO! BUT WE LIKED IT WHEN GARLAND KNOCKED US DOWN!
…and your Blu-Ray discs and your pierced scrotums and your bullfrogs and your telekinesis and your Marvel comics and your YouTube.com and your nuclear physics and your ingrowing toenails and your Gears of War and your Quentin Tarantino and your power steering and your elevators and your illegitimate offspring…
…BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T NEED GIANT SWORDS TO MAKE US FEEL BETTER ABOUT OURSELVES! WE KICK SEPIROTH'S ASS USING ONLY TWIGS AND MARBLES AND YOUR TO BUSY COMPENSATING FOR YOUR SMALL PENIS TO BARELY DO ANYTHING TO HIM!
Back in my day, “Back in my day” jokes were popular!
Oho, A bad photoshop and a marginally clever play on words.
Let the commenting gold commense :3
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FIRST!!!!
AT MY TIME,WE HAD BIG AND SCARY VILLAINS!THAT IF THEY WERE CHALLANGED BY A BISHIE HERO,THEY WOULD KICK THEIR ASSES!WE HAD VILLAINS WITH CAJONES! CAJOOOOOONES!
they also had the boss that could never be defeated,you know who
Look's like Grandpa's patience just had a limit break.
Which peels? The anger peels or the Viagra peelz?
Oh god… do not want…
How dare he yell at cloud! well Bonk! I say!
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Cloud just thought he was a Chocobo and and tried to ride him.
You think he'd yell at Sephiroth to get off of his Cloud.
Hey kids, catch the reference and get a prize!
"You kids today, with your big-tit female sidekicks and your lack of next-gen remakes!"