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I HAVE A GOD DAMN MEDAL!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 8, 2009 · 7:12 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (261 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)
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whoever made this deserves another medal
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The scout got a new hat! The shovel-hat
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3 replies · active 827 weeks ago
Hmm no joke? this must be one of Shawn's.

A purple heart for scout, a pink heart for sniper, a brown nose for medic
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8 replies · active 816 weeks ago
Hey, look kids. I'm a 69er now.

Where's my complimentary book of coupons?
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3 replies · active 826 weeks ago
yeah, that's pretty much what that dirty idler Sexy Legs said to me lol
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SEEN IT, IT'S OLD.
I SAW IT ON FACEPUNCH.
EVERYONE THOUGHT THE THIRD PANEL WAS GREAT.
But seeing this reminded me of my summer, which i really had fun with.
school starts tomorrow.... *sigh*
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4 replies · active 826 weeks ago
soldier's face in the 3 panel is epic.
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3 replies · active 827 weeks ago
*insert axe joke here*
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2 replies · active 827 weeks ago
Didn't the US government not allow the Soldier into any of the armed services?
So he had to get to WWII Germany on his own?
And then gave himself medals that he designed himself?
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3 replies · active 824 weeks ago
As a real soldier, i can say this about this strip.

Never, EVER, fuck with a soldier about his medals. The offended soldier is likely to shove several other things into your face besides an entrenching tool (that's what the shovel is called)

Also, Scout's gonna be digging that out of his face for a while. /zing!
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6 replies · active 826 weeks ago
Indeed,I have no medal and they call me a "N00bburger." I have no halo and they call me a hacker and yet,hacker,has no insult to me... And I aggree with the soldier on the 2nd and 3rd panel,"Hey soldier,I got a halo hat!"... "Scout,I don't give a shit." And I don't give 2 shits,there was a medic on cp_orange(if you know the map...) on the part where if you hop out of the spawn then go left onto that platform type thing just sitting there with his halo thinking he looks so,neigh, TOO fucking special to go follow some poor heavy out onto the fucking battlefield.

WHAT THE FUCK?
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2 replies · active 819 weeks ago
Am I the only one seeing the irony in the hate for Halos in Halolz?
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2 replies · active 826 weeks ago
Each and every one of you deserves a Halo!
Because you suck!
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... what was the scout going to say?
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2 replies · active 826 weeks ago
I have a Halo and a Medal.

Am I special yet?
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2 replies · active 827 weeks ago
Screw medals. I was asleep for the five minutes they were available. Therefor, they are terrible and stupid.

Just like those stupid freaking GRAPES over there.
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2 replies · active 827 weeks ago
And thus, scout became scunt.
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Lovin' that third panel.
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That scout's a real Axe-hat.
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CAN YOU DIG IT?
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2 replies · active 824 weeks ago
Someones POed
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For some reason, I thought that the soldier would say "Scout, I am dissapoint."
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Ihaveahalo · 827 weeks ago

He's just jealous of the Scout's hat. Also, if this was posted:

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=2009...

I'm sure it would have the complete opposite effect even though both comics end the same way. Now shut up about your freaking halos.
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It also works in other ways you know
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=2009...
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"omg facestab"
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Doc, I'm dyin' here!
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Look kids. I'm a 69er now.

Where's my complimentary book of coupons?
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"omg facestab"
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omg facestab weak
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Scout's a real axe-hole...
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weerd2normal · 826 weeks ago

i dont get it at all, can someone explain
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Lag Incarnate · 826 weeks ago

Just a note: What the Scout was going to say before being shovel'd to the face was probably the following...
"Lol you made that yourself!"
Ring any bells on the Soldier's history?
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2 replies · active 824 weeks ago
Learn the definition of the word "generic", dickbutt
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I feed on your tears as I polish my halo.
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Xenomorph42Q · 827 weeks ago

The Soldier's expression in the 3rd panel is made of pure, unadulterated win.

Also, n00b question, has VALVe implemented the soldier's medal now, or was it just accessible in gmod?
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2 replies · active 827 weeks ago
I have both a halo and a medal. :B
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"I don't give a shit."

His face scares the shit out of me. If I were that scout I'd run off and get shot at by a sentry or something rather than face the wrath of the Soldier.
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MercenaryBlue · 827 weeks ago

I love the ending
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okay.

for the record, IT'S A SHOVEL!!!!

get it right.
~*~
FIRST!!!!
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2 replies · active 826 weeks ago

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